drinking

Because shots take too long.

Moments later, the police arrived and arrested Bacchus for contributing to the deliquency of a minor

One drunken night and a broken prophylactic

It's gotten so much harder to stand up since I switched to Long Island Iced Tea.

keep pouring like this my doctor says i can have one glass a day

I just...I just love you

DOCTOR SAID ONLY ONE GLASS OF ALCOHOL PER DAY I CAN LIVE WITH THAT

When Jasper started collecting silly hats, they knew he had a drinking problem

Tragically, after their latest movie flopped at the box office, Alvin took to drinking and ended up living in the drain pipe. -hicc

Sometimes... Your conscience appears in teh form of a Pygmy Goat.

HAPPY HOUR Jane's favorite time of the day.

JELLO SHOTS?? DONT MIND IF I DO!!!!

Steady...Steady... Drink

Well, I like Hennessy