donkey

The Doctor keeps saying "If you want to lose a few pounds, get your ass out of the refrigerator!" I appreciate his concern, but how's that going to help?

Get off your ass and start fighting like a man, Sarge said. It was also the last thing he said!

"Honey, why is there nothing to eat in here? It's your job to do the shopping, you know. Wouldja go out and get me a pizza and some brewskies before the game starts?" "@#$%#"

As.i.nine. Adj: Extremely foolish or stupid Not exclusively related to zombies

Ya? Well ass a silly kweschun git a silly ansr.

LICK TASTE BETTER THAN KISSING YOUR ASS!