dolphins

"I just love to come to the terrarium and watch people, don't you?" "Yup." "Hey, look at the little fellow hamming it up. They say they're quite intelligent you know.

WOOOOOOOOOAH HOW BIG DE CHIPS YOU CUM WIV??

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

What does he mean, "Thanks for all the fish?"

"Committed Bachelor." Except in the ocean.

(Vladimir Putin)

Ever get that feeling that you're being watched?

Psst... That's not my tail...

(Vladimir Putin)

Oops...Brain Fart