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dolphins
"Another refreshing jump, eh?" "Indeed, indeed."
Ever get that feeling that you're being watched?
Psst... That's not my tail...
(Vladimir Putin)
"I just love to come to the terrarium and watch people, don't you?" "Yup." "Hey, look at the little fellow hamming it up. They say they're quite intelligent you know.
WOOOOOOOOOAH HOW BIG DE CHIPS YOU CUM WIV??
What does he mean, "Thanks for all the fish?"
"Committed Bachelor." Except in the ocean.
(Vladimir Putin)
