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That's it, kid. Follow my lead. Right foot, left foot...

I'm gonna be a pirate. Can't afford an eye patch, though . . .

Soon...

I don't always hump strangers. But when I do, I make sure it's your boss' wife.

Come with me If you want to live

I WANT TO RETRIEVE

OMG wat is in ma eyes

turn my swag on

Lift with your legs