"Committed Bachelor." Except in the ocean.
I wondered why my Earl Grey tea tasted funny this morning.
Introducing Webster, teh love child ov Catwoman n Spiderman
wel i take da look at nakid woman and den mayonaise fall out my penees
Plz hoomin Dun stick me up thur!!!
Escuse meh, do yoo have any soaps? Ai seems to have stepped in sumfin' yello...