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18 pictures of text and animals | Thumbnail includes six pictures including 'Font - Hypothetical Q for fun: who do you think would win the fight if a silverback gorilla encountered a grizzly bear?', 'Primate', 'Plant', 'Font - VS', 'Font - Whack!!!", and 'Font - Bam!'

A Primal Debate: Gorilla vs. Grizzly Bear Battle It Out For Top Dawg In Meaty Reddit Thread

Hunger Games for big boys
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22 pictures of text | Thumbnail includes two pictures including 'Font - AITA for Secretly Giving Away My Wife and Daughter's Cat?' and 'Font - It all started when my wife brought the cat into our house. I've never been a fan of pets, but my wife always wanted a cat, so I agreed for her sake. Naturally, our daughter fell head over heels for the feline. They tried to train him for months, but the cat kept scratching my furniture, meowing at night, and urinating outside'

"This situation could jeopardize my marriage": Deceitful Dad Gives Away The Family Feline, Then Lies About It To His Wife And Daughter

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23 pictures of text | Thumbnail includes two pictures including 'Font - AITA for leaving the engagement dinner due to my fiance's obsession with the dog?' and 'We had reservations for 7PM at the restaurant. My fiance didn't get ready until 6:40 as she hadn't heard from the sitter. When we arrived at the restaurant, we had to wait 30 minutes for a table to open. When we sat down, my fiance spent the entire dinner on her phone trying to get ahold of the friend. I paid for'

Hot Off The Press: Frustrated Fiancé Cancels Engagement After Obsessive Dog Mom Ruins Their Trip By Compulsively Checking On Her Dog Every Two Hours

She's already married to the dog
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21 pictures of text | Thumbnail includes three pictures including 'Font - AITA for putting a bag of dog poop in a stranger's trash can?', 'Font - A man mowing his lawn at the house next door (it was not his trash can) went off. He ran over and yelled at my wife: "You're disgusting. You can't do that. Why would you put your dog's waste (his term) in someone else's can." She said: "it is a garbage can. People put nasty things in garbage cans. That's what they're for." He harassed her until'

Doo-Doo Dilemma: Neighbor Yells At Man For Dumping His Dog's Doody In Stranger's Trashcan Leading To A Smelly Situation In New AITA Reddit Thread

It's a fecal fiasco
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23 pictures of text | Thumbnail includes two pictures including 'Font - AITA for cancelling my wedding because fiancee almost got my dog k*lled?' and 'Font - On Saturday, my fiancee had a bachelorette party at home. I made sure to tell her to put the dog in our bedroom once the party gets going. 5am on Sunday I get a frantic call that something's wrong with the dog. The doctor told me my dog ingested large amounts of alcohol and chocolate edibles. The girls thought it would'

Fresh Off The Press: Flighty Fiancé Cancels Wedding With Negligent Girlfriend After She Messes Up And Has To Take His Dog To The Hospital In AITA Reddit Thread

It's every pet owner's worst fear
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18 pictures of text | Thumbnail includes two pictures including 'Font - AITA for giving my wife and dog similar nicknames?' and 'Font - Recently I started referring to my dog as "pupperino" whenever she starts whining. Ex: "What's wrong pupperino?". The first few times I said this, my pregnant wife just went quiet and removed herself from the room. But recently, when I called my wife the nickname I had given her 12 years ago, she told me never to call her that again (Baberino). When I asked'

'Don't Call Me That Anymore': Insensitive Man Gives His Annoying Dog A Pet Name Similar To His Pregnant Wife's Pet Name, Gets Read For Filth In New AITA

He's gonna be sleeping in the doghouse
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21 pictures of text | Thumbnail includes two pictures including 'Font - AITA for asking my girlfriend to give away her cat?' and 'Font - After she moved in though, my allergies became severe. I started developing hives, I start coughing, and it became difficult for me to breathe. I tried seeking medical attention and nothing seemed to help. Eventually, I decided to ask my girlfriend to give away her cat. I made a list of possible people that could take her in. When I finally asked, she said'

Allergic Boyfriend Attempts To Rehome Girlfriend's Cat Without Her Permission, Internet Destroys Him In The Comments In AITA Reddit Thread

Maybe he's also allergic to conversations too
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19 pictures of text | Thumbnail includes three pictures including 'Font - AITA: Not Paying the Pet Sitter Because They Lost Our Cat', 'Font - Two days in he lost our key so I had to give him the garage code so he could get in. We got home after 4 days and the cat was nowhere to be found.' and 'Font - Here's the main part: we decided not to pay him. We need to rekey the house and he lost our cat, we feel he didn't feel that he took his responsibilities seriously. The bigger the mistake the b'

Pet Owner Hires Local Teen To Look After His Pets, Comes Home To Find His Cat Missing, Decides Not To Pay Irresponsible Teenager. AITA?

If someone lost our cat, not paying them would be the least of their worries
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22 pictures of text | Thumbnail includes three pictures including 'Font - AITA for not letting my friend bring his service dog over', 'Font - My (M39) friend (M38) recently got a service dog, its a diabetic alert dog. The issue arises in that he wants to bring it to my house when I host hangouts/parties.', and 'I told my friend that his dog wasn't welcome. I offered to pay for a monitoring device he can use while at my house, but he didn't take that offer well. He let me know he wasn't happy'

Commenters Destroy AITA Author After He Refuses To Let His Diabetic Friend Bring His Service Dog To Super Bowl Party

Service animals are not pets, period
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16 pictures of text | Thumbnail includes two pictures including 'Hair - WIBTA for not going on a family vacation because my brother wants to bring his dog' and 'Font - I'm not a dog person, I despise them on airplanes. I do not want to travel with the dog (tentatively we are on the same flight), I do not want to stay the week in the same house as the dog, I do not want activities based on being dog friendly, and I do not want the dog around my son.'

Internet Divided In New AITA Post After Man Implies That His Toddler Is More Important Than Brother's Dog And Threatens To Ruin Family Vacation Over Dog's Attendance

Dog haters are drama queens. WE SAID WHAT WE SAID
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22 pictures of text | Thumbnail includes two pictures including 'Font - AITA for screaming at my pregnant fiance for not helping find my dog, who had run off? me' and 'Font - At first I went and searched myself. After maybe a half hour I came back and asked her again to come help me and she snapped "I said no! I am so tired of chasing that dog around multiple times a week when I'm already exhausted and throwing up constantly." I was panicked and unleashed some yelling, which involved me te'

Internet Absolutely Rips Dog Owner A New One In Reddit AITA Thread Over Yelling At His Pregnant Fiancé For Not Helping Him Find His Dog That Runs Away At Least Once A Week

She lacks empathy? She's heartless???
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16 pictures of text | Thumbnail includes two pictures including 'Facial expression - AITA for excluding my sister from a family event because she obsessively compares her dogs to my literal human kids?' and 'Font - Our mom and her dads wedding milestone anniversary is coming up and so my husband and I thought it would be nice to throw them a nice dinner party with the whole family, so I called Amaya to tell her the plans and politely asked her not to bring her dogs for the night and listed'

AITA? Worried Woman Forbids Sister From Taking Her Dogs To Parents' Anniversary, Disinvites Her For "Not Wanting Human Babies"

Taking "my dogs are my children" to a whole other level
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22 pictures of text | Thumbnail includes two pictures including 'Font - AITA for not getting rid of my dog when my wife asked me to?' and 'Font -  But I'm also not willing to just give up on my dog. My wife on the other hand has no qualms rehoming her because of her being bitten and her simply being completely fed up with "revolving her life around a dog when she has a baby on the way and no energy" (missing her appointment and chasing the dog around for 4 hours truly made her resentful b'

"You have 6 months to find a new trainer and correct her behaviors or the dog is gone." - Husband Prioritizes Problematic Doggo Over Pregnant Wife, AITA?

This one is a doozy
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21 pictures of text | Thumbnail includes two pictures including 'Font - AITA for bringing an emotional support animal to a funeral despite my daughters wishes?' and 'Font - Isa quickly told me she didn't think it was a good idea. Pets were not allowed at this particular cemetery. I told her this was a rabbit (what harm could it do?) and Ava had a medical reason for bringing her rabbit. She then looked it up on google and showed me only service animals were allowed to come. I told her I'd bring'

AITA?: Father Disregards Daughter's Wishes And Brings A Pet The Funeral Anyway

The internet went off on this one
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21 pictures of dogs and text, and one video of dogs | Thumbnail includes two pictures including 'Plant - I told my frens to come to my pawty around 530. Let's see what time they get here.', 'Brown - IT'S MY BDAY MOTHERPUPPERS' and four comments including 'Font - prttyravegrl_ This is so cute 7,958 likes Reply D', 'Sky - _erie413 Where was my invite 4,347 likes Reply', 'Font - mr.eric.suarez for their pets are idiotic People that do this' and 'Font - jason9297 You people need help.'

Instagram Divided Over Adorable Doggo's Birthday: Bitter Trolls Versus Birthday Supporters (Pictures and Video)

It's pretty obvious which side we're on
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20 screenshots from a Twitter thread where people debate on whether dogs should be allowed up on the hospital bed | Thumbnail includes two photos of men laying in hospital beds with dogs laying right beside them 'ALLOW PARTNER DOG IN HOSPITAL BED?'

Twitter Users Debate On Whether Companion Dogs Should Be Allowed On Hospital Beds

They do have healing powers
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