crossing the road

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

95% OF THE WAY ACROSS THE ROAD BETTER TURN AROUND

Why did the sloth cross the road? I don't know. Maybe he just wanted to hold up traffic for three or four hours.

"One more time, why are we doin' this?" "Hey, if the chicken can cross the road, so can we."