creepy

Announcing the new Skynet Roomba 4000, just lie on the floor and wait for the flash.

GLAD YOU COULD JOIN ME, MR. BOND

JOIN ME...

They ignored my friend requests... I ignored their cries for mercy.

All he needs now is a windowless van

doggie fotobombz... ai haz dem

He's right behind me, isn't he?

Go bak 2 sleepz nobodi heer

You have our undivided attention

Ever get that feeling that you're being watched?

NO CHILD SLEPT THAT NIGHT