crap

Oh, Crap It's just gonna be one of those days, then.

"Dude. You look like $#!&, LOL" "Shut up, cat!"

What do you mean "indecent exposure?" I'm a bear, we never wear clothes. What next? Gonna tell me I can't crap in the woods?

Oh Hell - I need a "G" and it's all the way over there.

Ranger tastes like crap.

Ah crap! Where'd I lay out my towel?

Life's like a bird, it's pretty cute until it craps on your head.