crab

Ah crap! Where'd I lay out my towel?

How come he didn't have to get de-clawed?

It's tick season in Texas.

Bro get the gun...

Hey kid, your dad wants you to break the glass. If you don't, he's going to ground you.

Call me crabby again and BAM! Right on the schnozzola!

Strange can but the scent is familiar!

I am the 1% because I am shellfish.

Im just a little crabby in the morning

Smells delicious. How do we make it into sticks?