crab

Bro get the gun...

It's tick season in Texas.

Hey kid, your dad wants you to break the glass. If you don't, he's going to ground you.

I am the 1% because I am shellfish.

Im just a little crabby in the morning

How come he didn't have to get de-clawed?

Call me crabby again and BAM! Right on the schnozzola!

Ah crap! Where'd I lay out my towel?

Maxine's birthday dinner is about to go terribly awry.

Strange can but the scent is familiar!