Bro get the gun...
Strange can but the scent is familiar!
Im just a little crabby in the morning
How come he didn't have to get de-clawed?
Ah crap! Where'd I lay out my towel?
It's tick season in Texas.
Call me crabby again and BAM! Right on the schnozzola!
I am the 1% because I am shellfish.
Smells delicious. How do we make it into sticks?