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Moo. The cow is a versatile creature. From milk to steak and even cash, they can do it all. But you should definitely buy the cow, no milk is free, and there's no such thing as free lunch. Let out a hoot at these bovine jokes and puns that will have you mooing.

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When I got lost they put my picture on a milk carton. Nobody looked for me.

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DISAPPROVING HIGHLAND COW HIPSTER EXPRESSES NEW AGE DISAPPROVAL WITH A VINTAGE FEEL

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Dudley found his first look at the ocean a profoundly mooving experience.

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And don't come back until it's Ice Cream! Elsie grew to hate the Bordens more and more every day.

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Did you hear the one about the talking cow that didn't kill anyone? Neither have I