costume

THE ONLY THING THE NAVY DID FOR ME WAS MAKE ME CUTER

There's hardly ANYONE who hasn't had a little of the Captain in them... and that's why he's on the offenders registry...

Can you believe what she's wearing? I know! Doesn't she realise horizontal stripes make her breasts and thighs look huge!!

THIS COSTUME PROTECTS MY VIRGINITY

MY MUTANT POWER IS EATING NACHOS

next stop new jersey

Shhh doan gib me away. On cobert mishunz lookin' for mah bukkit

I wanna talk to yew about jayziss

This is why you are no longer invited to speak at "show-and-tell" anymore human

This isn't funny.... Pooping in your shoes... now, that's funny!

And that's when Jeff understood why they told him not to go trick or treating in the African Savanna.

And you're definitely making the cat go as Robin?