cookies

Cookies are life. Especially if you're Cookie Monster. Take a dip and a nice big bite of these delicious cookie puns and jokes.

chianty chianty
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Better Hop On The Hamster Wheel

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Has Said This 897 Times

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Just one more... Then I start my diet!

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I'm Saving a Few for Later!

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He Really Didn't Want Any Cookies

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Maybe this'll teach you not to go round ringing doorbells!

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Bunny Steals Baby's Cookie, Baby's Mind is Blown

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AngelAndz AngelAndz
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Crumbs? Why These Are Whisker Decorations!

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THIS IS BAD. BAD, BAD, BAD!

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Norway is out of butter Now i won't get my christmas cookies

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Bring On The Milk!

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I'd Listen to Him

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I Can Has Cheezburger? I Can Has Cheezburger?
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Trust Me, Santa Said I Could Have One

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Um, also can I get a galss of milk? 

And maybe a napkin too?

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olmatuck olmatuck
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Worth it

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Please Don't be Mad

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They Are Now?

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The Most Interesting Cookie-Eating Monster in the World

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I DON'T ALWAYS EAT COOKIES BUT WHEN I DO, I EAT THEM IN A HORRIFYINGLY VIOLENT MANNER

(Cookie Monster)

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Just a Tiny Christmas Fib

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99%

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I GOT 99 COOKIES CAUSE A B**CH ATE ONE

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