cookies

Cookies are life. Especially if you're Cookie Monster. Take a dip and a nice big bite of these delicious cookie puns and jokes.

alisaorrdaisy
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But They're Just as Sweet!

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He Really Didn't Want Any Cookies

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Maybe this'll teach you not to go round ringing doorbells!

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chianty
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Better Hop On The Hamster Wheel

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AngelAndz
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Crumbs? Why These Are Whisker Decorations!

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Animal Comedy
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Not Even a Little Bit?

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Oracle sez haz a cookie. You not teh one.

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Animal Comedy
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MUST MAKE THINGS RIGHT

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MY O.C.D SENSES ARE TINGLING

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Animal Comedy
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Has Said This 897 Times

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Just one more... Then I start my diet!

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Animal Comedy
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Please Don't be Mad

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oliviapage
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I'd Listen to Him

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shealafemme
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I Was Just Trying to Help

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Is this not what you meant when you said "delete cookies?"

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Animal Comedy
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The Most Interesting Cookie-Eating Monster in the World

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I DON'T ALWAYS EAT COOKIES BUT WHEN I DO, I EAT THEM IN A HORRIFYINGLY VIOLENT MANNER

(Cookie Monster)

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The Condition of Motherhood Transcends All Species.

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Animal Comedy
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99%

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I GOT 99 COOKIES CAUSE A B**CH ATE ONE

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jennybookseller
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Just a Tiny Christmas Fib

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gnicnalg
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Filled with True Happiness

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Shhhhh really just a cookie jar

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Fosshaugen
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THIS IS BAD. BAD, BAD, BAD!

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Norway is out of butter Now i won't get my christmas cookies

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