confused

No! But mom... No child of mine is leaving the nest until they've learned to properly fly. Get back to practice.

How many times do I have to tell you Hubert? It's "Cat Got Your TONGUE Hubert, your tongue!

"Whyz everbody lookin' at us and makin' bad punz?" "Ai noe! And yood think dey'd noe howta p'nouce "Ought to!"

HE THINKS HE'S PANDAS

The Doctor keeps saying "If you want to lose a few pounds, get your ass out of the refrigerator!" I appreciate his concern, but how's that going to help?

Why do you smell so familiar yet... look so funny?

THE LITTER TRAY IS EMPTY AGAIN SOMEONE IS STEALING MY POOP

DA FUQ?

Target acquired