confused

I went tu Hootrz. It wuz NAWT wut I espectd!

All he needs now is a windowless van

Which key is any key?

I don't know why they call me a hummingbird. I couldn't carry a tune in a nectar cup.

Bob is sadly unclear on the concept of "getting some tail." Leo is about to clear it up for him.

Sigh, for the twentieth time Junior, it's not "what," it's "WHO!" Let's try again.

How many times do I have to tell you Hubert? It's "Cat Got Your TONGUE Hubert, your tongue!

I still can't find Where the gas goes!

What do you think you are? A chicken?

I am nothing like a middle-aged woman.