confused

COMRADES!

I still can't find Where the gas goes!

What do you think you are? A chicken?

Ok, now I'm sure Google Maps was wrong.

Target acquired

U doant haz tu get awl huffy! Ai thot u waz a playing mantis.

Hey, Captioners! Another week, another ~~Caption Contest~~! Wanna play along? The rules are simple:

1) Click the photo above to add a caption. Be sure and press "Create" when you're finished!

2) Have fun, and be creative!

3) We will choose some of the best entries and feature them on the front page throughout next week.

Pretty simple, eh? You're thinking it sounds like fun, aren't you? Don't hesitate another moment! Caption! Caption! Caption! And good luck to each one of you!

Ah...the days of yore. I remember sitting there, bare breasts all akimbo and randy as all get out. The baby got out of his cage and began flying around the room and we wondered... if drinking out of lead cups was such a good idea, after all.