confused

"So you're from the forest right?" "Yep" "Soooo... what exactly are you doing here then?"

"Whyz everbody lookin' at us and makin' bad punz?" "Ai noe! And yood think dey'd noe howta p'nouce "Ought to!"

I am nothing like a middle-aged woman.

WAIT A SECOND THIS ISN'T MY NEST

Ok, so she's touching me with her butt What do I do now?

Why do you smell so familiar yet... look so funny?

Okay, I opened my mouth and I'm confused. WHY ISN'T THERE A FISH IN IT???

Target acquired

THE LITTER TRAY IS EMPTY AGAIN SOMEONE IS STEALING MY POOP