confused

I told the boy to hunt hare. I gotta be more specific.

The Doctor keeps saying "If you want to lose a few pounds, get your ass out of the refrigerator!" I appreciate his concern, but how's that going to help?

DA FUQ?

U iz a Wizurd?

is a melon-baller really supposed to do that?

I am nothing like a middle-aged woman.

What do yo meen... ...ay didn't win de beuwty competishun?

o look at that da fuqqqq?

Umm... someone mind telling me what this stuff is? We don't get this where I'm from.

Which key is any key?

Go away kid, I have no idea what "Fruit Loops" are or where you can get them.

COMRADES!