confused

"Sir, I'm fairly certain Volkswagen Rabbits aren't edible." "What are you, a cabbie or a dietitian?"

Bob is sadly unclear on the concept of "getting some tail." Leo is about to clear it up for him.

Target acquired

"So you're from the forest right?" "Yep" "Soooo... what exactly are you doing here then?"

U doant haz tu get awl huffy! Ai thot u waz a playing mantis.

Go away kid, I have no idea what "Fruit Loops" are or where you can get them.

HE THINKS HE'S PANDAS

THE LITTER TRAY IS EMPTY AGAIN SOMEONE IS STEALING MY POOP

Okay, I opened my mouth and I'm confused. WHY ISN'T THERE A FISH IN IT???