confused

I went tu Hootrz. It wuz NAWT wut I espectd!

I don't know why they call me a hummingbird. I couldn't carry a tune in a nectar cup.

"Sir, I'm fairly certain Volkswagen Rabbits aren't edible." "What are you, a cabbie or a dietitian?"

I still can't find Where the gas goes!

And you're definitely making the cat go as Robin?

What kind of tree is this?!

U iz a Wizurd?

Sigh, for the twentieth time Junior, it's not "what," it's "WHO!" Let's try again.

DA FUQ?