confused

I have no idea what I'm doing!

You're dying to have my recipe? Look kid, I think you're confusing me with mousse.

What kind of tree is this?!

U iz a Wizurd?

DA FUQ?

Umm... someone mind telling me what this stuff is? We don't get this where I'm from.

I am nothing like a middle-aged woman.

Go away kid, I have no idea what "Fruit Loops" are or where you can get them.

Why do you smell so familiar yet... look so funny?

All he needs now is a windowless van