confused

"Whyz everbody lookin' at us and makin' bad punz?" "Ai noe! And yood think dey'd noe howta p'nouce "Ought to!"

Frank, I don't think this is mom

"Sir, I'm fairly certain Volkswagen Rabbits aren't edible." "What are you, a cabbie or a dietitian?"

"I will make you my minion as soon as I figure out this thingy." "Yeaaaaah you just keep telling yourself that, little buddy."

This sure doesn't LOOK like Iowa....

Why do you smell so familiar yet... look so funny?

What do you think you are? A chicken?

U doant haz tu get awl huffy! Ai thot u waz a playing mantis.

Day 44: She still thinks I mean "she's such a dear..."

WAIT A SECOND THIS ISN'T MY NEST

Ok, now I'm sure Google Maps was wrong.