computer

How duz I gets in here?

SAY THAT TO MY FACE B*TCH, NOT YOUR COMPUTER

(Stephen Hawking, Barack Obama)

so many lolz... so littel time!

Your gigabytes? They were delicious

Let's see... I like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain. I'm not into yoga, and I'm not a harebrain....

I have no idea what I'm doing!

Okay, this is NOT a good substitute for the Internet!