Dude, there are many fish in the sea. The problem is you suck at fishing, and we are far from the sea.
RELAX BRO, I'M HERE
I understand your troubles. You've come to the right place my friend.
Iz okay my friend. I talked that big dog next door into chasing that nasty kitty cat for a change.
There, there. We'll catch the next zebra.
Shhhh. It's going to be okay now.
There,there, it's O.K. The nasty kitteh has gone now.