clothing

Sorry! I can't hear you! These dresses are too loud!

WTH is this? Here's a 20, buy yourself some new jeans.

Ah yes, I see your point but I'm wearing a scarf

DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS

DEAL WITH IT

Big Medal i earnz it!

Thank you to all the Veterans and Armed Forces Members out there!

does this dress make my hips look big

LOL I dunno who dressed me today

(Jake Gyllenhaal)

AT FIRST I WAS LIKE BUT THEN I WAS LIKE

(Lil Wayne)

I'M GLAD YOU'RE UP I'VE PUT ALL OF YOUR FOLDED SHIRTS ON THE FLOOR FOR YOU

Oh, Sorry You shouldn' be naked

Timmy was so upset when he realized Jeff had worn the same dress

RIGHT WHO TOOK MY SHORTS?

Everything makes your butt look big Just pick something!

I'm so hungry...

(Zooey Deschanel)

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