clothes

Can you believe what she's wearing? I know! Doesn't she realise horizontal stripes make her breasts and thighs look huge!!

DEAL WITH IT

Yeah. Been workin' out. None of my clothes fit anymore.

Oh, Sorry You shouldn' be naked

That tourist is wearing the wrong shoes for her outfit.

Dear God, Please send clothes to those poor ladies on Daddy's computer.

THE CLOSET GARGOYLE For All Your Closet Protection Needs

What do you mean "indecent exposure?" I'm a bear, we never wear clothes. What next? Gonna tell me I can't crap in the woods?

There's No use Yelling about it This just isn't the right sized shirt

I'M GLAD YOU'RE UP I'VE PUT ALL OF YOUR FOLDED SHIRTS ON THE FLOOR FOR YOU

Toilet Paper Just cause its soft doesn't mean you have to wear it.

(Britney Spears)