clothes

Toilet Paper Just cause its soft doesn't mean you have to wear it.

(Britney Spears)

I'M GLAD YOU'RE UP I'VE PUT ALL OF YOUR FOLDED SHIRTS ON THE FLOOR FOR YOU

What do you mean "indecent exposure?" I'm a bear, we never wear clothes. What next? Gonna tell me I can't crap in the woods?

Oh, Sorry You shouldn' be naked

There's No use Yelling about it This just isn't the right sized shirt

Yeah. Been workin' out. None of my clothes fit anymore.

DEAL WITH IT

Can you believe what she's wearing? I know! Doesn't she realise horizontal stripes make her breasts and thighs look huge!!

Dear God, Please send clothes to those poor ladies on Daddy's computer.

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