clothes

There's No use Yelling about it This just isn't the right sized shirt

Yeah. Been workin' out. None of my clothes fit anymore.

Can you believe what she's wearing? I know! Doesn't she realise horizontal stripes make her breasts and thighs look huge!!

THE CLOSET GARGOYLE For All Your Closet Protection Needs

I'M GLAD YOU'RE UP I'VE PUT ALL OF YOUR FOLDED SHIRTS ON THE FLOOR FOR YOU

Dear God, Please send clothes to those poor ladies on Daddy's computer.

DEAL WITH IT

That tourist is wearing the wrong shoes for her outfit.

Oh, Sorry You shouldn' be naked

What do you mean "indecent exposure?" I'm a bear, we never wear clothes. What next? Gonna tell me I can't crap in the woods?

Toilet Paper Just cause its soft doesn't mean you have to wear it.

(Britney Spears)