clothes

Oh, Sorry You shouldn' be naked

What do you mean "indecent exposure?" I'm a bear, we never wear clothes. What next? Gonna tell me I can't crap in the woods?

There's No use Yelling about it This just isn't the right sized shirt

Toilet Paper Just cause its soft doesn't mean you have to wear it.

(Britney Spears)

I'M GLAD YOU'RE UP I'VE PUT ALL OF YOUR FOLDED SHIRTS ON THE FLOOR FOR YOU

Dear God, Please send clothes to those poor ladies on Daddy's computer.

DEAL WITH IT

Yeah. Been workin' out. None of my clothes fit anymore.

THE CLOSET GARGOYLE For All Your Closet Protection Needs

Can you believe what she's wearing? I know! Doesn't she realise horizontal stripes make her breasts and thighs look huge!!