clothes

DEAL WITH IT

There's No use Yelling about it This just isn't the right sized shirt

What do you mean "indecent exposure?" I'm a bear, we never wear clothes. What next? Gonna tell me I can't crap in the woods?

Toilet Paper Just cause its soft doesn't mean you have to wear it.

(Britney Spears)

THE CLOSET GARGOYLE For All Your Closet Protection Needs

Dear God, Please send clothes to those poor ladies on Daddy's computer.

Can you believe what she's wearing? I know! Doesn't she realise horizontal stripes make her breasts and thighs look huge!!

Yeah. Been workin' out. None of my clothes fit anymore.

Oh, Sorry You shouldn' be naked

I'M GLAD YOU'RE UP I'VE PUT ALL OF YOUR FOLDED SHIRTS ON THE FLOOR FOR YOU