christmas

Tweet: Meet us in Bethleham. Baby due any minute.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO ASK FOR CHRISTMAS BECAUSE I ALREADY HAVE EVERYTHING I NEED

New This Xmas: 42nd Street Barbie

(Cameron Diaz)

Working as a tight-knit covert team, you will locate enemy targets and ... In July? The ill-fated undercover operation, "Santa's Little Helpers," was wiped clean from military history.

NOTHING SAYS "MERRY CHRISTMAS" like putting Baby Jesus into orbit.

turn my swag on

I CAN HAZ COCA COLA?

WE WHIZZ YOUA MERRY CHRISTMAS

If we close our eyes nobody will see this