Um, also can I get a galss of milk? And maybe a napkin too?
NOTHING SAYS "MERRY CHRISTMAS" like putting Baby Jesus into orbit.
For me?!? Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Tweet: Meet us in Bethleham. Baby due any minute.
I CAN HAZ COCA COLA?
WHERES SANTA!!!!
Sadly, Mary's birth control pills didn't stand a chance against God's little swimmers. And that's why we have Christmas!
After Christmas, the unemployed elves begin to work the streets.
turn my swag on