christmas

Um, also can I get a galss of milk? 

And maybe a napkin too?

Santa attack stealth mode

turn my swag on

-KILL ME, PLEASE.
--NO. You are too cute.

NOTHING SAYS "MERRY CHRISTMAS" like putting Baby Jesus into orbit.

I said silver bells.. how 'effin hard is it to get silver?

After Christmas, the unemployed elves begin to work the streets.

New This Xmas: 42nd Street Barbie

(Cameron Diaz)

Oh dear... Well, I guess this means I made the "Naughty List" this year.