For me?!? Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Oh dear... Well, I guess this means I made the "Naughty List" this year.
NOTHING SAYS "MERRY CHRISTMAS" like putting Baby Jesus into orbit.
WHERES SANTA!!!!
After Christmas, the unemployed elves begin to work the streets.
I hope it's a new iPhone
WE WHIZZ YOUA MERRY CHRISTMAS
Sadly, Mary's birth control pills didn't stand a chance against God's little swimmers. And that's why we have Christmas!
