christmas

After Christmas, the unemployed elves begin to work the streets.

-KILL ME, PLEASE.
--NO. You are too cute.

Sadly, Mary's birth control pills didn't stand a chance against God's little swimmers. And that's why we have Christmas!

I said silver bells.. how 'effin hard is it to get silver?

I hope it's a new iPhone

For me?!? Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

WE WHIZZ YOUA MERRY CHRISTMAS

Working as a tight-knit covert team, you will locate enemy targets and ... In July? The ill-fated undercover operation, "Santa's Little Helpers," was wiped clean from military history.

So much for good will toward men