christmas

-KILL ME, PLEASE.
--NO. You are too cute.

Sadly, Mary's birth control pills didn't stand a chance against God's little swimmers. And that's why we have Christmas!

Working as a tight-knit covert team, you will locate enemy targets and ... In July? The ill-fated undercover operation, "Santa's Little Helpers," was wiped clean from military history.

WE WHIZZ YOUA MERRY CHRISTMAS

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO ASK FOR CHRISTMAS BECAUSE I ALREADY HAVE EVERYTHING I NEED

Tweet: Meet us in Bethleham. Baby due any minute.