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Breaking News Alvin arrested for public intoxication

No, no, yoo gawts da wrong idea. I juss had da DENTAL SURGERIES.

Red One to Green One: Birdfeeder located, they have moved it to the south lawn. Advise caution - they have also gotten a large grey cat.

I is ovr 21 in chpmunk yearz

Naw Sorry dude. Not seen your nuts anywhere

That's IT? Are you nuts?

Tragically, after their latest movie flopped at the box office, Alvin took to drinking and ended up living in the drain pipe. -hicc

He chose the perfect moment. His mournful cry echoed through the stillness of the forest, declaring to all that he was still the master hunter, the top dog as it were, the alpha male of the pack, the lord of the forest.

It was subsequently ruined by a little chipmunk screaming for him to "Shut the hell up!"