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Red One to Green One: Birdfeeder located, they have moved it to the south lawn. Advise caution - they have also gotten a large grey cat.

Breaking News Alvin arrested for public intoxication

Naw Sorry dude. Not seen your nuts anywhere

Tragically, after their latest movie flopped at the box office, Alvin took to drinking and ended up living in the drain pipe. -hicc

Coming Up on Behind The Music: Alvin and the Chipmunks

He chose the perfect moment. His mournful cry echoed through the stillness of the forest, declaring to all that he was still the master hunter, the top dog as it were, the alpha male of the pack, the lord of the forest.

It was subsequently ruined by a little chipmunk screaming for him to "Shut the hell up!"

SHE THINKS I CAME FOR THE NUTS