children

HEY...Mom said settle down

How to Fall Asleep Stuck awake? Youmay have too much energy. You can lower it by drinking a warm glass of milk, laced with horse tranquilizers.

I've seen the future... and unfortunately you hit puberty while I remain eternally adorable.

Um, can't we just walk to school, Mom? I feel silly.

Look Ma, No Hands

(Michael Jackson)

I have made... a TERRIBLE mistake.

THE ANSWERS YOU SEEK LIE AHEAD I CAN GO NO FURTHER

Exorciiiiise the Demons!

ONLY IN ADVERTISING LAND CAN YoU HAVE BOTH A SPARKLING CLEAN BATHROOM AND CHILDREN AT THE SAME TIME

They laughed at my crayon drawings. I laughed at their chalk outlines.

Congratulations to beernbiccies for becoming the second runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post one more runner-up tomorrow, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, beernbiccies!!!