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THE ANSWERS YOU SEEK LIE AHEAD I CAN GO NO FURTHER

Congratulations to Deson for becoming the second runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post one more runner-up tomorrow, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, Deson!!!

Tomorrow we try mice, next week small children... mwahahaha!

Um, can't we just walk to school, Mom? I feel silly.

Everytime I clap my hands a child in Africa dies... Then stop clapping you evil bastard!

(Bono)

This is why People Hate Gingers

CRAP!!! Warm weather and annoying children 24/7

I've seen the future... and unfortunately you hit puberty while I remain eternally adorable.

HEY...Mom said settle down

How to Fall Asleep Stuck awake? Youmay have too much energy. You can lower it by drinking a warm glass of milk, laced with horse tranquilizers.

Look Ma, No Hands

(Michael Jackson)

I was touched by an angel! Now we are going to call CPS, you sick freak!

ONLY IN ADVERTISING LAND CAN YoU HAVE BOTH A SPARKLING CLEAN BATHROOM AND CHILDREN AT THE SAME TIME

Congratulations to beernbiccies for becoming the second runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post one more runner-up tomorrow, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, beernbiccies!!!

I'm not playing wit u anymore I'm going home