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Congratulations to beernbiccies for becoming the second runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post one more runner-up tomorrow, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, beernbiccies!!!

I've seen the future... and unfortunately you hit puberty while I remain eternally adorable.

CRAP!!! Warm weather and annoying children 24/7

Everytime I clap my hands a child in Africa dies... Then stop clapping you evil bastard!

(Bono)

Exorciiiiise the Demons!

They laughed at my crayon drawings. I laughed at their chalk outlines.

Should I go after another man who's already married...or should I adopt another child?

(Angelina Jolie)

Congratulations to Deson for becoming the second runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post one more runner-up tomorrow, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, Deson!!!

I'm not playing wit u anymore I'm going home

THE ANSWERS YOU SEEK LIE AHEAD I CAN GO NO FURTHER

a kid-flap makes so much sense for a children's bedroom

ONLY IN ADVERTISING LAND CAN YoU HAVE BOTH A SPARKLING CLEAN BATHROOM AND CHILDREN AT THE SAME TIME

After the eggs hatch, the nuns place the larvae in special cocoons. Later, the Mother Superior will decide which will become drones and which will be groomed to become nuns.

I have made... a TERRIBLE mistake.