children

CRAP!!! Warm weather and annoying children 24/7

How to Fall Asleep Stuck awake? Youmay have too much energy. You can lower it by drinking a warm glass of milk, laced with horse tranquilizers.

Your children... what IS wrong with them?

I was touched by an angel! Now we are going to call CPS, you sick freak!

ONLY IN ADVERTISING LAND CAN YoU HAVE BOTH A SPARKLING CLEAN BATHROOM AND CHILDREN AT THE SAME TIME

After the eggs hatch, the nuns place the larvae in special cocoons. Later, the Mother Superior will decide which will become drones and which will be groomed to become nuns.

They laughed at my crayon drawings. I laughed at their chalk outlines.

This is why People Hate Gingers

THE ANSWERS YOU SEEK LIE AHEAD I CAN GO NO FURTHER

Um, can't we just walk to school, Mom? I feel silly.

Should've stopped after one.

HEY...Mom said settle down

Look Ma, No Hands

(Michael Jackson)

I have made... a TERRIBLE mistake.

Tomorrow we try mice, next week small children... mwahahaha!