children

They laughed at my crayon drawings. I laughed at their chalk outlines.

I've seen the future... and unfortunately you hit puberty while I remain eternally adorable.

Should I go after another man who's already married...or should I adopt another child?

(Angelina Jolie)

I'm not playing wit u anymore I'm going home

I have made... a TERRIBLE mistake.

Congratulations to Deson for becoming the second runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post one more runner-up tomorrow, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, Deson!!!

LOOK MA, KITTENS!!!

This is why People Hate Gingers

Congratulations to beernbiccies for becoming the second runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post one more runner-up tomorrow, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, beernbiccies!!!

Exorciiiiise the Demons!

Your children... what IS wrong with them?

How to Fall Asleep Stuck awake? Youmay have too much energy. You can lower it by drinking a warm glass of milk, laced with horse tranquilizers.

ONLY IN ADVERTISING LAND CAN YoU HAVE BOTH A SPARKLING CLEAN BATHROOM AND CHILDREN AT THE SAME TIME

I was touched by an angel! Now we are going to call CPS, you sick freak!

HEY...Mom said settle down