children

CRAP!!! Warm weather and annoying children 24/7

THE ANSWERS YOU SEEK LIE AHEAD I CAN GO NO FURTHER

a kid-flap makes so much sense for a children's bedroom

Look Ma, No Hands

(Michael Jackson)

Exorciiiiise the Demons!

Your children... what IS wrong with them?

They laughed at my crayon drawings. I laughed at their chalk outlines.

How to Fall Asleep Stuck awake? Youmay have too much energy. You can lower it by drinking a warm glass of milk, laced with horse tranquilizers.

I was touched by an angel! Now we are going to call CPS, you sick freak!

ONLY IN ADVERTISING LAND CAN YoU HAVE BOTH A SPARKLING CLEAN BATHROOM AND CHILDREN AT THE SAME TIME

Should I go after another man who's already married...or should I adopt another child?

(Angelina Jolie)

I'm not playing wit u anymore I'm going home

I have made... a TERRIBLE mistake.