children

Should've stopped after one.

This is why People Hate Gingers

a kid-flap makes so much sense for a children's bedroom

I'm not playing wit u anymore I'm going home

After the eggs hatch, the nuns place the larvae in special cocoons. Later, the Mother Superior will decide which will become drones and which will be groomed to become nuns.

Congratulations to Trevor for becoming the first runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post the winner on Thursday (tomorrow)! Congrats again, Trevor!!!

Your children... what IS wrong with them?

I've seen the future... and unfortunately you hit puberty while I remain eternally adorable.

LOOK MA, KITTENS!!!

Should I go after another man who's already married...or should I adopt another child?

(Angelina Jolie)

THE ANSWERS YOU SEEK LIE AHEAD I CAN GO NO FURTHER

I have made... a TERRIBLE mistake.

ONLY IN ADVERTISING LAND CAN YoU HAVE BOTH A SPARKLING CLEAN BATHROOM AND CHILDREN AT THE SAME TIME

I was touched by an angel! Now we are going to call CPS, you sick freak!