children

How to Fall Asleep Stuck awake? Youmay have too much energy. You can lower it by drinking a warm glass of milk, laced with horse tranquilizers.

Tomorrow we try mice, next week small children... mwahahaha!

I've seen the future... and unfortunately you hit puberty while I remain eternally adorable.

Everytime I clap my hands a child in Africa dies... Then stop clapping you evil bastard!

(Bono)

I was touched by an angel! Now we are going to call CPS, you sick freak!

HEY...Mom said settle down

I'm not playing wit u anymore I'm going home

I have made... a TERRIBLE mistake.

a kid-flap makes so much sense for a children's bedroom

ONLY IN ADVERTISING LAND CAN YoU HAVE BOTH A SPARKLING CLEAN BATHROOM AND CHILDREN AT THE SAME TIME

Congratulations to Trevor for becoming the first runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post the winner on Thursday (tomorrow)! Congrats again, Trevor!!!

They laughed at my crayon drawings. I laughed at their chalk outlines.

THE ANSWERS YOU SEEK LIE AHEAD I CAN GO NO FURTHER

This is why People Hate Gingers