children

This is why People Hate Gingers

a kid-flap makes so much sense for a children's bedroom

How to Fall Asleep Stuck awake? Youmay have too much energy. You can lower it by drinking a warm glass of milk, laced with horse tranquilizers.

I've seen the future... and unfortunately you hit puberty while I remain eternally adorable.

Should've stopped after one.

Tomorrow we try mice, next week small children... mwahahaha!

Your children... what IS wrong with them?

Should I go after another man who's already married...or should I adopt another child?

(Angelina Jolie)

Um, can't we just walk to school, Mom? I feel silly.

Everytime I clap my hands a child in Africa dies... Then stop clapping you evil bastard!

(Bono)

Congratulations to Deson for becoming the second runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post one more runner-up tomorrow, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, Deson!!!

Congratulations to Trevor for becoming the first runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post the winner on Thursday (tomorrow)! Congrats again, Trevor!!!

Congratulations to beernbiccies for becoming the second runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post one more runner-up tomorrow, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, beernbiccies!!!