children

I was touched by an angel! Now we are going to call CPS, you sick freak!

After the eggs hatch, the nuns place the larvae in special cocoons. Later, the Mother Superior will decide which will become drones and which will be groomed to become nuns.

They laughed at my crayon drawings. I laughed at their chalk outlines.

Tomorrow we try mice, next week small children... mwahahaha!

I'm not playing wit u anymore I'm going home

I have made... a TERRIBLE mistake.

THE ANSWERS YOU SEEK LIE AHEAD I CAN GO NO FURTHER

Should've stopped after one.

Um, can't we just walk to school, Mom? I feel silly.

This is why People Hate Gingers

Congratulations to Trevor for becoming the first runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post the winner on Thursday (tomorrow)! Congrats again, Trevor!!!

Should I go after another man who's already married...or should I adopt another child?

(Angelina Jolie)

a kid-flap makes so much sense for a children's bedroom

HEY...Mom said settle down