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First, stop saying you're a chimp off the old block. You're an orangutan.

I SAID PASS THE BONG LOL, THIS IS A BABY

Look, Mommy. This one must be retaining water just like you!

Listen man, I only asked for the signs, I can't take that kid! What do you mean why? I can't plan a kid in my yard!

Congratulations to farenorenda for becoming the third runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post two more runners-up throughout the week, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, farenorenda!!!

One of us is rightside up, but I'm not sure which it is!

I've played enough Mario Kart to know where this is going.

Watch closely son Soon you'll be a douche like me

(Guy Fieri)

Hey, Captioners! Another week, another ~~Caption Contest~~! Wanna play along? The rules are simple:

1) Click the photo above to add a caption. Be sure and press "Create" when you're finished!

2) Have fun, and be creative!

3) We will choose some of the best entries and feature them on the front page throughout next week.

Pretty simple, eh? You're thinking it sounds like fun, aren't you? Don't hesitate another moment! Caption! Caption! Caption! And good luck to each one of you!

Exorciiiiise the Demons!

Look, poor people.

I GAVE THAT PITCH A VIBRATO. PITCHES LOVE VIBRATO.

WIN

MOM, look at this Lady Bug I found !

THEY NEVER GAVE ME A PROPER HAIR CUT I NEVER GAVE THEM A PROPER BURIAL