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I've looked everywhere, Jenny. No sign of any "little mermaid" down here.

Hey, Captioners! Another week, another ~~Caption Contest~~! Wanna play along? The rules are simple:

1) Click the photo above to add a caption. Be sure and press "Create" when you're finished!

2) Have fun, and be creative!

3) We will choose some of the best entries and feature them on the front page throughout next week.

Pretty simple, eh? You're thinking it sounds like fun, aren't you? Don't hesitate another moment! Caption! Caption! Caption! And good luck to each one of you!

Congratulations to MrFelix for becoming the second runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post one more runner-up tomorrow, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, MrFelix!!!

Watch closely son Soon you'll be a douche like me

(Guy Fieri)

"Aim for the stars," they said. "Aim for the head," I say.

I GAVE THAT PITCH A VIBRATO. PITCHES LOVE VIBRATO.

No! I hate going to Grandma's!