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KITTENS Not one of the food groups approved for Baby

Muh gawd.. Who grooms you... I fix u!

Congratulations to Anonymous for becoming this week's capshun contest winner! You may collect your prize of elebenty bazillion internets at any time! Congrats again, Anonymous!

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Polly suddenly decided crackers weren't gonna cut it anymore

Congratulations to Chris10a for becoming the third runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post two more runners-up throughout the week, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, Chris10a!!!

Mommy, I'm tired of drinking milk all the time. I want a tall glass of single-malt scotch too!
Soon enough, dear!

They laughed at my crayon drawings. I laughed at their chalk outlines.

Look, Mommy. This one must be retaining water just like you!

Congratulations to garbageface for becoming the first runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post the winner on Thursday (tomorrow)! Congrats again, garbageface!!!

Congratulations to MrFelix for becoming the second runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post one more runner-up tomorrow, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, MrFelix!!!

Her lair was small... but her plans were big

I've played enough Mario Kart to know where this is going.

I've looked everywhere, Jenny. No sign of any "little mermaid" down here.

Congratulations to WilliamKeckler for becoming this week's capshun contest winner! You may collect your prize of elebenty bazillion internets at any time! Congrats again, WilliamKeckler!

Tune back in tomorrow — same time, same place — for a brand new caption contest!