Stop staring at my girlfriend!
Breaking News - And if you buy now, ELITE will provide complementary ass-beatings for the first 50 people who cut you off in traffic!!!
ME LOVE SNOW!
(Christian Bale, Tom Hardy)
Sometimes, when I get nervous, I put my hands in my armpits like this...
One sides tingling, but the other just feels like there's foam on it.
"I'm bein all bistro and stuff."
Get in loser we're going shopping.
"I kissed a girl and I liked it." -- Lady Gaga
you are not.
Joan Rivers will show up anywhere and accost celebrities.
(Prince Charles, Camilla, Joan Rivers)
I will be back... me and my floating head
New This Xmas: 42nd Street Barbie
HI, MY NAME IS NICK. RIGHT NOW I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY. CHEESY MOVIE? COUNT ME IN. PR0NO? BEEN THERE, DONE THAT. COMMERCIALS FOR ORTHOPEDIC UNDERPANTS? HECK, I'M WEARING SOME RIGHT NOW.