celeb

"I kissed a girl and I liked it." -- Lady Gaga

(Madonna)

Get in loser we're going shopping.

(Britney Spears)

New This Xmas: 42nd Street Barbie

(Cameron Diaz)

OWN ALL THE MEDIA!

(Oprah Winfrey)

This here, has been my best friend for nearly 60 years.

(Alan Rickman)

I'm the Shatman Ski bi di bi do bap do,,, Do bam do

(William Shatner)

I'm reading a very interesting book. But I can't read. Take that English.

(Val Kilmer)

They told me I could be anything I wanted... ...apparently I don't want much...

(Nicolas Cage)

I will be back... me and my floating head

(Arnold Schwarzenegger)

I said DAT ASS

(David Hasselhoff)

Joan Rivers will show up anywhere and accost celebrities.

(Prince Charles, Camilla, Joan Rivers)

BO DEREK you are not.

(Val Kilmer)

One sides tingling, but the other just feels like there's foam on it.

(Woody Harrelson)

Stop staring at my girlfriend!

(Mel Gibson)

Um...I really liked you in 'Its Complicated'- Shut up.

(Alec Baldwin, Jesse Eisenberg, Ellen Page)

"I'm bein all bistro and stuff."

(Angelina Jolie)