celeb

They told me I could be anything I wanted... ...apparently I don't want much...

(Nicolas Cage)

WHAT UP!? B*TCHES!

(Oprah Winfrey)

ME LOVE SNOW!

(Christian Bale, Tom Hardy)

Stop staring at my girlfriend!

(Mel Gibson)

"I'm bein all bistro and stuff."

(Angelina Jolie)

Get in loser we're going shopping.

(Britney Spears)

Breaking News - And if you buy now, ELITE will provide complementary ass-beatings for the first 50 people who cut you off in traffic!!!

(Grace Jones)

DAVID BOWIE'S DANCING WITH A FAN Your argument is inv.. well, I guess that's pretty normal for him

(David Bowie)

I will be back... me and my floating head

(Arnold Schwarzenegger)

I'm the Shatman Ski bi di bi do bap do,,, Do bam do

(William Shatner)

Skittley Doo!

(Bette Midler)

I was going through celebrity's garbage before it was cool

Why not put DAT ASS in DIS HAND?

(Alan Rickman)

One sides tingling, but the other just feels like there's foam on it.

(Woody Harrelson)

OWN ALL THE MEDIA!

(Oprah Winfrey)