New This Xmas: 42nd Street Barbie
Don't tell anyone but I just peed in the pool
(James Cameron, Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet)
I will be back... me and my floating head
I'm reading a very interesting book. But I can't read. Take that English.
Joan Rivers will show up anywhere and accost celebrities.
(Prince Charles, Camilla, Joan Rivers)
Breaking News - And if you buy now, ELITE will provide complementary ass-beatings for the first 50 people who cut you off in traffic!!!
Get in loser we're going shopping.
Stop staring at my girlfriend!
HI, MY NAME IS NICK. RIGHT NOW I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY. CHEESY MOVIE? COUNT ME IN. PR0NO? BEEN THERE, DONE THAT. COMMERCIALS FOR ORTHOPEDIC UNDERPANTS? HECK, I'M WEARING SOME RIGHT NOW.
One sides tingling, but the other just feels like there's foam on it.
WHAT UP!? B*TCHES!
Sometimes, when I get nervous, I put my hands in my armpits like this...
DAVID BOWIE'S DANCING WITH A FAN
Your argument is inv.. well, I guess that's pretty normal for him
They told me I could be anything I wanted... ...apparently I don't want much...
OWN ALL THE MEDIA!