celeb

"I'm bein all bistro and stuff."

(Angelina Jolie)

Skittley Doo!

(Bette Midler)

I was going through celebrity's garbage before it was cool

BUT I DON'T WANNA LIVE WITH ANGELINA JOLIE

On an unrelated note, Dear Captioners, we have decided not to go forward with this week's caption contest due to complaints about the nature of the photo. Sorry about that. We'll have a new contest starting Friday!

DAVID BOWIE'S DANCING WITH A FAN Your argument is inv.. well, I guess that's pretty normal for him

(David Bowie)

WHAT UP!? B*TCHES!

(Oprah Winfrey)

I'm the Shatman Ski bi di bi do bap do,,, Do bam do

(William Shatner)

HI, MY NAME IS NICK. RIGHT NOW I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY. CHEESY MOVIE? COUNT ME IN. PR0NO? BEEN THERE, DONE THAT. COMMERCIALS FOR ORTHOPEDIC UNDERPANTS? HECK, I'M WEARING SOME RIGHT NOW.

(Nicolas Cage)

Breaking News - And if you buy now, ELITE will provide complementary ass-beatings for the first 50 people who cut you off in traffic!!!

(Grace Jones)

New This Xmas: 42nd Street Barbie

(Cameron Diaz)

Stop staring at my girlfriend!

(Mel Gibson)

Um...I really liked you in 'Its Complicated'- Shut up.

(Alec Baldwin, Jesse Eisenberg, Ellen Page)

They told me I could be anything I wanted... ...apparently I don't want much...

(Nicolas Cage)

ME LOVE SNOW!

(Christian Bale, Tom Hardy)