celeb

"I'm bein all bistro and stuff."

(Angelina Jolie)

Get in loser we're going shopping.

(Britney Spears)

Joan Rivers will show up anywhere and accost celebrities.

(Prince Charles, Camilla, Joan Rivers)

HI, MY NAME IS NICK. RIGHT NOW I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY. CHEESY MOVIE? COUNT ME IN. PR0NO? BEEN THERE, DONE THAT. COMMERCIALS FOR ORTHOPEDIC UNDERPANTS? HECK, I'M WEARING SOME RIGHT NOW.

(Nicolas Cage)

They told me I could be anything I wanted... ...apparently I don't want much...

(Nicolas Cage)

Sometimes, when I get nervous, I put my hands in my armpits like this...

(Madonna)

One sides tingling, but the other just feels like there's foam on it.

(Woody Harrelson)

This here, has been my best friend for nearly 60 years.

(Alan Rickman)

I'm the Shatman Ski bi di bi do bap do,,, Do bam do

(William Shatner)

New This Xmas: 42nd Street Barbie

(Cameron Diaz)

BUT I DON'T WANNA LIVE WITH ANGELINA JOLIE

On an unrelated note, Dear Captioners, we have decided not to go forward with this week's caption contest due to complaints about the nature of the photo. Sorry about that. We'll have a new contest starting Friday!

"I kissed a girl and I liked it." -- Lady Gaga

(Madonna)

BO DEREK you are not.

(Val Kilmer)

DAVID BOWIE'S DANCING WITH A FAN Your argument is inv.. well, I guess that's pretty normal for him

(David Bowie)