LET'S PLAY A GAME
It's called, "Guess Who Doesn't Fit in Their Uniform Any More"
(William Shatner, Kate Mulgrew, Patrick Stewart)
Um...I really liked you in 'Its Complicated'- Shut up.
(Alec Baldwin, Jesse Eisenberg, Ellen Page)
WHAT UP!? B*TCHES!
Why not put DAT ASS in DIS HAND?
One sides tingling, but the other just feels like there's foam on it.
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New This Xmas: 42nd Street Barbie
I said DAT ASS
I was going through celebrity's garbage before it was cool
Joan Rivers will show up anywhere and accost celebrities.
(Prince Charles, Camilla, Joan Rivers)
I'm reading a very interesting book. But I can't read. Take that English.
Stop staring at my girlfriend!
"I kissed a girl and I liked it." -- Lady Gaga
This here, has been my best friend for nearly 60 years.