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I'm the Shatman Ski bi di bi do bap do,,, Do bam do

(William Shatner)

Sometimes, when I get nervous, I put my hands in my armpits like this...

(Madonna)

Joan Rivers will show up anywhere and accost celebrities.

(Prince Charles, Camilla, Joan Rivers)

HI, MY NAME IS NICK. RIGHT NOW I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY. CHEESY MOVIE? COUNT ME IN. PR0NO? BEEN THERE, DONE THAT. COMMERCIALS FOR ORTHOPEDIC UNDERPANTS? HECK, I'M WEARING SOME RIGHT NOW.

(Nicolas Cage)

They told me I could be anything I wanted... ...apparently I don't want much...

(Nicolas Cage)

One sides tingling, but the other just feels like there's foam on it.

(Woody Harrelson)

I said DAT ASS

(David Hasselhoff)

This here, has been my best friend for nearly 60 years.

(Alan Rickman)

BUT I DON'T WANNA LIVE WITH ANGELINA JOLIE

On an unrelated note, Dear Captioners, we have decided not to go forward with this week's caption contest due to complaints about the nature of the photo. Sorry about that. We'll have a new contest starting Friday!

New This Xmas: 42nd Street Barbie

(Cameron Diaz)

BO DEREK you are not.

(Val Kilmer)

"I'm bein all bistro and stuff."

(Angelina Jolie)

I was going through celebrity's garbage before it was cool

Get in loser we're going shopping.

(Britney Spears)

Skittley Doo!

(Bette Midler)