Duz it come wit bukkit seetz?
Don't cry, Lolrus! It's not exactly a blue bucket, but you can borrow this!
Nooooooooooooo dey be steelin mai trashcan!!!
Lolrus sez hoomins lieks to taek bloo fings liek bukkits 'n stuffs. Dey won't gets mai swimmy pool! Ai guards it wif mai life!
Shhh doan gib me away. On cobert mishunz lookin' for mah bukkit
OH LOLRUS I can't believe you care so much about da bucket! If you want one so bad u can haz mine!
Hello, poaleez departmnt? I haz emrjensee; I wantz to report a missin' bukit, pweez.