bukkit

If a walrus comes around yu haven't seen dis

Got e-mail frum Nigerian philanthropist. Sez he found my bukkit. Needz elebendy thouzend dollerz for shipping and handling to mail back to me

How did you lose your bukkit in the first place?

Don't cry, Lolrus! It's not exactly a blue bucket, but you can borrow this!

I know what you're thinking, but this is not the Lolrus' bukkit!

Nooooooooooooo dey be steelin mai trashcan!!!

Duz it come wit bukkit seetz?

Lolrus sez hoomins lieks to taek bloo fings liek bukkits 'n stuffs. Dey won't gets mai swimmy pool! Ai guards it wif mai life!

Hello, poaleez departmnt? I haz emrjensee; I wantz to report a missin' bukit, pweez.

Shhh doan gib me away. On cobert mishunz lookin' for mah bukkit