Hello, poaleez departmnt? I haz emrjensee; I wantz to report a missin' bukit, pweez.
Hey LOLRUS! Finders-Keepers!
Nooooooooooooo dey be steelin mai trashcan!!!
Don't cry, Lolrus! It's not exactly a blue bucket, but you can borrow this!
I know what you're thinking, but this is not the Lolrus' bukkit!
Lolrus sez hoomins lieks to taek bloo fings liek bukkits 'n stuffs. Dey won't gets mai swimmy pool! Ai guards it wif mai life!
Duz it come wit bukkit seetz?
