bukkit

If a walrus comes around yu haven't seen dis

I know what you're thinking, but this is not the Lolrus' bukkit!

OH LOLRUS I can't believe you care so much about da bucket! If you want one so bad u can haz mine!

Got e-mail frum Nigerian philanthropist. Sez he found my bukkit. Needz elebendy thouzend dollerz for shipping and handling to mail back to me

How did you lose your bukkit in the first place?

Lolrus sez hoomins lieks to taek bloo fings liek bukkits 'n stuffs. Dey won't gets mai swimmy pool! Ai guards it wif mai life!

Don't cry, Lolrus! It's not exactly a blue bucket, but you can borrow this!

Duz it come wit bukkit seetz?

Hey LOLRUS! Finders-Keepers!

Hello, poaleez departmnt? I haz emrjensee; I wantz to report a missin' bukit, pweez.