Lolrus sez hoomins lieks to taek bloo fings liek bukkits 'n stuffs. Dey won't gets mai swimmy pool! Ai guards it wif mai life!
bukkit
Shhh doan gib me away. On cobert mishunz lookin' for mah bukkit
Nooooooooooooo dey be steelin mai trashcan!!!
If a walrus comes around yu haven't seen dis
I know what you're thinking, but this is not the Lolrus' bukkit!
Don't cry, Lolrus! It's not exactly a blue bucket, but you can borrow this!
Got e-mail frum Nigerian philanthropist. Sez he found my bukkit. Needz elebendy thouzend dollerz for shipping and handling to mail back to me
