bukkit

Shhh doan gib me away. On cobert mishunz lookin' for mah bukkit

Got e-mail frum Nigerian philanthropist. Sez he found my bukkit. Needz elebendy thouzend dollerz for shipping and handling to mail back to me

How did you lose your bukkit in the first place?

Hey LOLRUS! Finders-Keepers!

OH LOLRUS I can't believe you care so much about da bucket! If you want one so bad u can haz mine!

Nooooooooooooo dey be steelin mai trashcan!!!

Lolrus sez hoomins lieks to taek bloo fings liek bukkits 'n stuffs. Dey won't gets mai swimmy pool! Ai guards it wif mai life!

Hello, poaleez departmnt? I haz emrjensee; I wantz to report a missin' bukit, pweez.

I know what you're thinking, but this is not the Lolrus' bukkit!

If a walrus comes around yu haven't seen dis