bros

LET'S JUST SAY I STUCK MY CARROT IN HER LETTUCE PATCH!

HELLO I cant hear you, my phone seems to be made out of money

(The Situation)

What, bro?

LAST NIGHT, THIS B*TCH CAME RAPPING AT MY CHAMBER DOOR. SHE'S HOT, BUT TOO CLINGY, BRO. NEVERMORE...

Bro? Dude? Bro? Dude? Bro! Dude!

I GOTCHA BRO.

Yo dawg, I heard you like bros...

Chest Bump!

BRO HUG!

Whoa, back off bro.

I AM BROSEIDON GOD OF THE BROCEAN

Bros before gods.

U MAD BRAH?

Nah, brah!