boring

No, please go on... Your story is helping my insomnia

Excuse me sir don't mean to be a bore, but have I told you about my stamp collection.

Go on, I find your story quite amusing.

YOU SIR...ARE BORING THE PISS OUT OF ME.

If it gets more exciting... I'm gonna hurl chunks

Too Long Didn't Read

You bore me GTFO plz kthnxbai

The word of the day is abstinence.

Mai lief's sooo boring! Nuffing eggsiting ebber happns tu meh!

MEH2 For When the Usual Amount of MEH Just Isn't Enough

MAN! CEREAL AGAIN???!

THE POLAR BEAR LIFE: What's that? Oh, ice. What's that? Oh, ice. What's that? Oh Snow. NOT ALL IT'S CRACKED UP TO BE

Now stop me if you've heard this one... Stop.

Am i boaring you?