I don't always steal fur coats, but, when I do I steal fake fur.
The Least Interesting Man in the World
This is boring
YOU SIR...ARE BORING THE PISS OUT OF ME.
Am i boaring you?
Mai lief's sooo boring! Nuffing eggsiting ebber happns tu meh!
Now stop me if you've heard this one...
THE POLAR BEAR LIFE:
What's that? Oh, ice. What's that? Oh, ice. What's that? Oh Snow.
NOT ALL IT'S CRACKED UP TO BE
I HATE POLITICS
No, please go on...
Your story is helping my insomnia
Go on, I find your story quite amusing.
For When the Usual Amount of MEH Just Isn't Enough
Too Long Didn't Read
Excuse me sir don't mean to be a bore, but have I told you about my stamp collection.
You bore me GTFO plz kthnxbai