bored

The word of the day is abstinence.

Ants, ants, ants. It's always ants. Oh, what I'd give for a pepperoni pizza right now.

Wish I had a newspaper or a magazine 'er somethin'. This is YOUR fault, people. You're not eatin' enough fiber!

Internet's down Mum wants me to go outside and play I'd rather stay inside and mope

Internet not working Nothing to do

This is boring

Yawn

If it gets more exciting... I'm gonna hurl chunks