Ants, ants, ants. It's always ants. Oh, what I'd give for a pepperoni pizza right now.
Yawn
This is boring
No, really. Please. Tell me your problems. The are so fascinating.
YOU SIR...ARE BORING THE PISS OUT OF ME.
Wish I had a newspaper or a magazine 'er somethin'. This is YOUR fault, people. You're not eatin' enough fiber!
Hey dood! D'ya kno when teh wildebeast roam?
Internet not working Nothing to do
If it gets more exciting... I'm gonna hurl chunks