bored

Ants, ants, ants. It's always ants. Oh, what I'd give for a pepperoni pizza right now.

This is boring

Hey dood! D'ya kno when teh wildebeast roam?

Wish I had a newspaper or a magazine 'er somethin'. This is YOUR fault, people. You're not eatin' enough fiber!

If it gets more exciting... I'm gonna hurl chunks

You talk. I'll listen. Don't mind me if I eat a few bugs

The word of the day is abstinence.

No, really. Please. Tell me your problems. The are so fascinating.

Yawn