bored

Ants, ants, ants. It's always ants. Oh, what I'd give for a pepperoni pizza right now.

Yawn

This is boring

No, really. Please. Tell me your problems. The are so fascinating.

YOU SIR...ARE BORING THE PISS OUT OF ME.

Wish I had a newspaper or a magazine 'er somethin'. This is YOUR fault, people. You're not eatin' enough fiber!

Hey dood! D'ya kno when teh wildebeast roam?

Internet not working Nothing to do

If it gets more exciting... I'm gonna hurl chunks