black and white

Halt, my fine chaps! It seems the time of the hammer has commenced

WELL THERE'S YOUR PROBLEM

The word of the day is abstinence.

LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S IN TROUBLE

Ahh the good ole days when you could just listen in and didn't need to consult a judge

-Are you sure?
--All I know is my sister said we needed rubber.

I love my man. He just turns me on!

GIRLS GONE WILD! THROWBACK EDITION!

That, folks, is the long and short of it.

CREATIVE ACCOUNTING I don't care how you make it work Phil... I need my beer and h**kers and I'm not letting the IRS harsh my buzz."

WAAAAALDO!

Meanwhile.... at Apple

Skittley Doo!

(Bette Midler)

hmm this doesn't seem so bad... oh wait.

YOU USED MY MR. BUBBLES. WITHOUT PERMISSION.