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Missing digits in 3... 2... 1...

He's about to discover who's the real "king" of the jungle.

TAG YOU'RE IT

"Let me love you!" "No!"

"Grab her! Bite her head!" "Go for the jugular! the jugular!"

Congratulations to SchmartPerson for becoming the second runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post one more runner-up tomorrow, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, SchmartPerson!!!

No treats? I suppose your hands will do...

"Brainnnnsss..." "You've been watching zombie movies again, haven't you?"

Detroit Squirrels Don't mess around

Congratulations to MAT for becoming the third runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post two more runners-up throughout the week, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, MAT!!!

J12511

Congratulations to J12511 for becoming this week's capshun contest winner! You may collect your prize of elebenty bazillion internets at any time! Congrats again, J12511!

Tune back in tomorrow — same time, same place — for a brand new caption contest!