bewbs

HOW DO YOU GET THOSE LITTLE FLAGS TO DO THAT?

You say something first No you! You know how shy I am!

(Britney Spears)

Hmm. I feel Boobs but can't see them.

(Simon Pegg, Tom Cruise)

Oops! Forgot my Top!

No, it was a REDUCTION !! Before, they were THIS SIZE !

I FORGOT T*TS... I MUST GTFO

IF YOU LOVE THEM... set them free

SHE THINKS I CAME FOR THE NUTS

Flat Chest? Uses Car as Boobs

You have 2 seconds to move your eyes up to her face BEFORE I GOT FOR 'EM!

And thou shall honor Topless Tuesday. Trust me, it's in there!

Man, I love her 45's!!! ... the records are good, too...

Ahhhhhhhh... Pillows

BOOB JOB? I'M ALL NATURAL!

Maintaining eye contact was never so easy

C-L-E-B-A-G-E