bewbs

NICE HOOTERS

Hmm. I feel Boobs but can't see them.

(Simon Pegg, Tom Cruise)

Ahhhhhhhh... Pillows

SHE THINKS I CAME FOR THE NUTS

BOOB JOB? I'M ALL NATURAL!

I FORGOT T*TS... I MUST GTFO

Sweet, sweet melons

Yeah, I know I have a nice rack and it's cold... eyes up Buster!

I went tu Hootrz. It wuz NAWT wut I espectd!

C-L-E-B-A-G-E

APHEX TWIN You're doing it wrong

(Justin Bieber)

And thou shall honor Topless Tuesday. Trust me, it's in there!

No, it was a REDUCTION !! Before, they were THIS SIZE !

HOW DO YOU GET THOSE LITTLE FLAGS TO DO THAT?

Oops! Forgot my Top!

You have 2 seconds to move your eyes up to her face BEFORE I GOT FOR 'EM!