best of the week

Yeah. Quick question about this second amendment... These "bear arms." Where are they coming from.

COMO TE ?

Nap. Stretch. Nap. Repeat.

So, tell us how you met Grandma...

(Bettie Page)

keep pouring like this my doctor says i can have one glass a day

and THAT'S what I did today.

FAMILY A bunch of weird creatures you are surrounded by from birth

Frank's life never amounted to much after his twin moved to the big city and got all famous, and he bacame known as the lesser of two weasels.

And from then on Whiskers decided to give precisely two less f--ks per day

They said I could be anything So I became a boxer.

DINNER! YOU CAME BACK! I MEAN, BOB, YOU CAME BACK!

Some days I look to the sky, and I thank Ceiling Cat for life, the World, and everything in it. Some days I look to the sky, and I see a cloud that looks like a taco

INDIGNANT STARFISH

YOU CAN TELL BY THE WAY I USE MY WALK, I'M A WOMANS MAN.... NO TIME TO TALK.

Iz dont no whut Iz doo withowt yoo.