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best of the week Flower flowers frog frogs Hall of Fame lick life metaphor peek simile smile surprise what the hell is that - 6079789824
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Life is like a flower with a frog inside. You stick your nose in it so you can enjoy the fragrance, something licks you and you think, "What the hell was that?"

alpha male best of the week chipmunk Forest Hall of Fame howling moment pack ruined shut up wolf - 5985856256
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He chose the perfect moment. His mournful cry echoed through the stillness of the forest, declaring to all that he was still the master hunter, the top dog as it were, the alpha male of the pack, the lord of the forest.

It was subsequently ruined by a little chipmunk screaming for him to "Shut the hell up!"

best of the week black sheep carcass crow dont-need-them family Hall of Fame inherit - 6417186560
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I'b awlwayz bin da blak cheep ob da famblee but I'm okai wif it. I meen wut wuz I gonna inherit? Ded carcussez and uddr garbaj. I dunt need dat, rly.