best of the week

I seem to have thataffect on women...

Life is like a flower with a frog inside. You stick your nose in it so you can enjoy the fragrance, something licks you and you think, "What the hell was that?"

gtfo lizard

I need a bigger pool.

For me?!? Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

He chose the perfect moment. His mournful cry echoed through the stillness of the forest, declaring to all that he was still the master hunter, the top dog as it were, the alpha male of the pack, the lord of the forest.

It was subsequently ruined by a little chipmunk screaming for him to "Shut the hell up!"

INDIGNANT STARFISH

I'b awlwayz bin da blak cheep ob da famblee but I'm okai wif it. I meen wut wuz I gonna inherit? Ded carcussez and uddr garbaj. I dunt need dat, rly.

So, tell us how you met Grandma...

(Bettie Page)

MY FATHER We don't talk about him much, after he hate mother.

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MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON MY ENEMIES FOR I SHALL NOT

I'M A SEAHORSE YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID

Smell my armpit, world!

I feel pretty. Oh so pretty.

I sleep a lot so I have the energy to sleep more.

I'd do anything for love. But, I won't do that.

(Meatloaf, Snookie)