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Sir, I have had enough of your shinanigans, so I bid you good day! I said good day to you, sir!

GOP BEFORE OCCUPYWALLSTREET: "WHERE ARE ALL THE JOBS!?" GOP AFTER OCCUPYWALLSTREET: "WHY DON'T ALL THESE PROTESTERS JUST GET JOBS?"

(John Boehner)

BRUCE YOU ARE DRUNK

I'M SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY FREEDOM

My friends my friends, do not be alarmed, i am jesus penguin. its what i do.

now what was i supposed to get?

climbs treez iz fun, u sed. wut culd go rong, u sed.

Give me a kiss

Found out why you named me Dumbo. Not cool, dude. Not cool.

Yogi Bear? No sir, I'm Yoga Bear.

Dat's a nice trashcan... be a shame if sumtin happen to it.

Heeeeeeeere's Donkey!

Tweet: Meet us in Bethleham. Baby due any minute.

Smell my armpit, world!

Flashbacks Even Draco Malfoy has them