best of the week

Pleeez, can I has a donut? I smelz 0ne?

Only had to read "Goodnight, Moon" 12 times this time.

youre not alone. srsly theres like fifty of us

GOD DAMMIT

My name is Bambi. You killed my mother. Prepare to die.

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So, tell us how you met Grandma...

(Bettie Page)

HMMMM TASTES LIKE ASS

MINE! Mine mine mine!! My bankie!

I love you. Is it you or the beer talking? It's me. Talking to my beer.

Hey kid, get off your ass

Or take it over to So Much Pun.

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GET IN LOSER WE'RE GOING SHOPPING.

Ticked off Starfish says: "Quit calling me Patrick, damn it!"

DAMMIT. i forgot pants

I sleep a lot so I have the energy to sleep more.