beaver

Leave it.. To Beavers

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck? Who cares, I'm a beaver.

I am not a Groundhog! I am a beaver! Next year get someone who is not drunk to do this!

Stop staring at my girlfriend!

(Mel Gibson)

I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN... I'M GETTING DRESSED

My grandpappy used to say "you're not drunk til yer holdin' on to the ground ti keep from falling off the earth." This poor guy knows what I'm talkin' about.