beaver

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck? Who cares, I'm a beaver.

I am not a Groundhog! I am a beaver! Next year get someone who is not drunk to do this!

If my hunger was greater than my apathy, I'd go over there and get those tidbits from the tourists.

My grandpappy used to say "you're not drunk til yer holdin' on to the ground ti keep from falling off the earth." This poor guy knows what I'm talkin' about.

I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN... I'M GETTING DRESSED

Stop staring at my girlfriend!

(Mel Gibson)

Leave it.. To Beavers