beaver

I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN... I'M GETTING DRESSED

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck? Who cares, I'm a beaver.

Leave it.. To Beavers

Stop staring at my girlfriend!

(Mel Gibson)

My grandpappy used to say "you're not drunk til yer holdin' on to the ground ti keep from falling off the earth." This poor guy knows what I'm talkin' about.

If my hunger was greater than my apathy, I'd go over there and get those tidbits from the tourists.

I am not a Groundhog! I am a beaver! Next year get someone who is not drunk to do this!