beaver
My grandpappy used to say "you're not drunk til yer holdin' on to the ground ti keep from falling off the earth." This poor guy knows what I'm talkin' about.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck? Who cares, I'm a beaver.
I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN... I'M GETTING DRESSED
If my hunger was greater than my apathy, I'd go over there and get those tidbits from the tourists.
Stop staring at my girlfriend!
(Mel Gibson)
I am not a Groundhog! I am a beaver! Next year get someone who is not drunk to do this!
