beaver

Stop staring at my girlfriend!

(Mel Gibson)

If my hunger was greater than my apathy, I'd go over there and get those tidbits from the tourists.

I am not a Groundhog! I am a beaver! Next year get someone who is not drunk to do this!

Leave it.. To Beavers

My grandpappy used to say "you're not drunk til yer holdin' on to the ground ti keep from falling off the earth." This poor guy knows what I'm talkin' about.

I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN... I'M GETTING DRESSED

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck? Who cares, I'm a beaver.