beaver

I am not a Groundhog! I am a beaver! Next year get someone who is not drunk to do this!

Stop staring at my girlfriend!

(Mel Gibson)

Leave it.. To Beavers

My grandpappy used to say "you're not drunk til yer holdin' on to the ground ti keep from falling off the earth." This poor guy knows what I'm talkin' about.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck? Who cares, I'm a beaver.

I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN... I'M GETTING DRESSED