beach

That awkward moment when you're at the beach and realize you forgot to shave

I mean, if elephants can balance on balls, I suppose a horse can hover? I'm not sure that is how logic works, but I'll take it and say this should be reality. And while my meds kick in again, you can't deny, that is a pretty impressive jump, and a more impressive photograph job. And don't let the title fool you, horses are actually incredible swimmers. So much so, that their injuries are often rehabilitated in the water. True, it does take them a little while to adjust, but once they get the hang of it, they are like golden retrievers. Almost. 

hi my name is joey.. and i enjoy long walk on the beach

What You Plan To Do What You Really Do: Thud

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We told you, get out of the water! It's the old people's turn to swim

NO! I must dance!

Well, this beach has surely gone the way of sin and perdition...

National Geographic's All Species Swimsuit Edition: On newstands now

I has to pose for the lovely screensaver for da hoomans phones