beach

Wait... You aren't sharing your chicken tenders?

Ah crap! Where'd I lay out my towel?

NO! I must dance!

Antarctica was this way they said you won't get lost they said

That awkward moment when you're at the beach and realize you forgot to shave

hi my name is joey.. and i enjoy long walk on the beach

What You Plan To Do What You Really Do: Thud

ELEPHANT BODY SURFING and why it's very rare

Looking out at the sea, observing the vastness of it all, I am awestruck. What do I say to that? There's really only one thing I can say... "MOO"

I mean, if elephants can balance on balls, I suppose a horse can hover? I'm not sure that is how logic works, but I'll take it and say this should be reality. And while my meds kick in again, you can't deny, that is a pretty impressive jump, and a more impressive photograph job. And don't let the title fool you, horses are actually incredible swimmers. So much so, that their injuries are often rehabilitated in the water. True, it does take them a little while to adjust, but once they get the hang of it, they are like golden retrievers. Almost.