batman

Want to know how I got these scars? Your brother gave me herpes.

(Heath Ledger, Maggie Gyllenhaal)

HEY GUYS REMEMBER WHEN I WAS BATMAN

(Val Kilmer)

IT'S SIMPLE..... WE ELECT THE BACHMANN

(Heath Ledger)

I am a bat... I am male... ergo I AM Batman!

Okay that's it, I'm cancelling Netflix. "Come Robin, to the capy cave!

Why so serious?

ME LOVE SNOW!

(Christian Bale, Tom Hardy)

Biffy hoped his new color headshots would get him a part in the next Batman movie.

And you're definitely making the cat go as Robin?

Batman can be really cranky before he's had his morning coffee.

..But not the one it needs right now.