barack obama

Next season on 30 Rock: Kenneth goes to the White House

(Barack Obama)

Now how long do I cook this thing?

(Barack Obama)

100, 99, 98, 97 ...

(Barack Obama)

Cancel all my appointments, I'm making a meme.

(Barack Obama)

Hold on Taking new facebook profile pic

That's great.... but I still think we should have Chinese!

(Barack Obama, Joe Biden)

Affairs of State can be complicated

(Barack Obama)

Simon didn't say "touch your head." You're out!

(Barack Obama)

I am glad you met my beard.

(Brian Wilson, Barack Obama)

YOU MEAN I HAVE TO DO THIS... OBAMASELF?

(Barack Obama)

OBAMA'S POLICIES DESTROYED THE ECONOMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO, YOU ARE REMEMBERING IT WRONG.

(Republican debates, Steve Carell)

IS THIS YOUR CARD?

Congratulations,Sir. You just caught a chandelier.

(Barack Obama)

So many invisible things, and I CAN'T SEE ANY OF THEM!!! An invisible concert isn't so bad, though, because you can still hear the music at least...

LOL By: STYXXX78

And I guess invisible lemonade still tastes good, and that's what matters...

LOL By: argybargy

Invisible Shake Weights, however, are just plain dumb. What if I accidentally grab the heavier male version and pull a muscle? LAWSUIT!

"And if he calls you a goose, then you have to chase him around the circle and catch him before he makes it back around and takes your place in the circle."

(Barack Obama)

SAY THAT TO MY FACE B*TCH, NOT YOUR COMPUTER

(Stephen Hawking, Barack Obama)