barack obama

SAY THAT TO MY FACE B*TCH, NOT YOUR COMPUTER

(Stephen Hawking, Barack Obama)

That's great.... but I still think we should have Chinese!

(Barack Obama, Joe Biden)

Hold on Taking new facebook profile pic

Cancel all my appointments, I'm making a meme.

(Barack Obama)

So many invisible things, and I CAN'T SEE ANY OF THEM!!! An invisible concert isn't so bad, though, because you can still hear the music at least...

LOL By: STYXXX78

And I guess invisible lemonade still tastes good, and that's what matters...

LOL By: argybargy

Invisible Shake Weights, however, are just plain dumb. What if I accidentally grab the heavier male version and pull a muscle? LAWSUIT!

OW! You saw Sarah Palin on TV again, did you?? I'll get the eye-bleach for you...

(Barack Obama)

Next season on 30 Rock: Kenneth goes to the White House

(Barack Obama)

DRAWING KITTIES it is of the highest priority

(Barack Obama)

Affairs of State can be complicated

(Barack Obama)

IS THIS YOUR CARD?

I'll give that bch some cupcakes. Bches love cupcakes.

(Barack Obama)

Quick, check under the cushions. The Swiss delegate just left. Genius, Sir.

(Barack Obama)

Baracklava?

(Barack Obama)

Don't pull her finger Mr President! It's a trap!

(Jan Brewer, Barack Obama)

Simon didn't say "touch your head." You're out!

(Barack Obama)

Congratulations,Sir. You just caught a chandelier.

(Barack Obama)