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Congratulations,Sir. You just caught a chandelier.

(Barack Obama)

I am glad you met my beard.

(Brian Wilson, Barack Obama)

Cancel all my appointments, I'm making a meme.

(Barack Obama)

Quick, check under the cushions. The Swiss delegate just left. Genius, Sir.

(Barack Obama)

That's great.... but I still think we should have Chinese!

(Barack Obama, Joe Biden)

IS THIS YOUR CARD?

100, 99, 98, 97 ...

(Barack Obama)

Next season on 30 Rock: Kenneth goes to the White House

(Barack Obama)

Hold on Taking new facebook profile pic

Affairs of State can be complicated

(Barack Obama)

OBAMA'S POLICIES DESTROYED THE ECONOMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO, YOU ARE REMEMBERING IT WRONG.

(Republican debates, Steve Carell)

"And if he calls you a goose, then you have to chase him around the circle and catch him before he makes it back around and takes your place in the circle."

(Barack Obama)

Don't pull her finger Mr President! It's a trap!

(Jan Brewer, Barack Obama)

So many invisible things, and I CAN'T SEE ANY OF THEM!!! An invisible concert isn't so bad, though, because you can still hear the music at least...

LOL By: STYXXX78

And I guess invisible lemonade still tastes good, and that's what matters...

LOL By: argybargy

Invisible Shake Weights, however, are just plain dumb. What if I accidentally grab the heavier male version and pull a muscle? LAWSUIT!

I'll give that bch some cupcakes. Bches love cupcakes.

(Barack Obama)

OW! You saw Sarah Palin on TV again, did you?? I'll get the eye-bleach for you...

(Barack Obama)