barack obama

Quick, check under the cushions. The Swiss delegate just left. Genius, Sir.

(Barack Obama)

Not bad

DRAWING KITTIES it is of the highest priority

(Barack Obama)

"And if he calls you a goose, then you have to chase him around the circle and catch him before he makes it back around and takes your place in the circle."

(Barack Obama)

Hold on Taking new facebook profile pic

100, 99, 98, 97 ...

(Barack Obama)

SAY THAT TO MY FACE B*TCH, NOT YOUR COMPUTER

(Stephen Hawking, Barack Obama)

Cancel all my appointments, I'm making a meme.

(Barack Obama)

I'll give that bch some cupcakes. Bches love cupcakes.

(Barack Obama)

Congratulations,Sir. You just caught a chandelier.

(Barack Obama)

Affairs of State can be complicated

(Barack Obama)

Like a Sir.

(Barack Obama)

I quite agree! Pinkie Pie IS so random

(Barack Obama)

Now how long do I cook this thing?

(Barack Obama)

OW! You saw Sarah Palin on TV again, did you?? I'll get the eye-bleach for you...

(Barack Obama)

YOU MEAN I HAVE TO DO THIS... OBAMASELF?

(Barack Obama)