barack obama

Simon didn't say "touch your head." You're out!

(Barack Obama)

SAY THAT TO MY FACE B*TCH, NOT YOUR COMPUTER

(Stephen Hawking, Barack Obama)

Hold on Taking new facebook profile pic

Now how long do I cook this thing?

(Barack Obama)

OW! You saw Sarah Palin on TV again, did you?? I'll get the eye-bleach for you...

(Barack Obama)

IS THIS YOUR CARD?

Not bad

Like a Sir.

(Barack Obama)

So many invisible things, and I CAN'T SEE ANY OF THEM!!! An invisible concert isn't so bad, though, because you can still hear the music at least...

LOL By: STYXXX78

And I guess invisible lemonade still tastes good, and that's what matters...

LOL By: argybargy

Invisible Shake Weights, however, are just plain dumb. What if I accidentally grab the heavier male version and pull a muscle? LAWSUIT!

I'll give that bch some cupcakes. Bches love cupcakes.

(Barack Obama)

DRAWING KITTIES it is of the highest priority

(Barack Obama)

I am glad you met my beard.

(Brian Wilson, Barack Obama)

Don't pull her finger Mr President! It's a trap!

(Jan Brewer, Barack Obama)

I quite agree! Pinkie Pie IS so random

(Barack Obama)

Quick, check under the cushions. The Swiss delegate just left. Genius, Sir.

(Barack Obama)

100, 99, 98, 97 ...

(Barack Obama)