By Unknown
So that's how you get Assbabies.
Babies
Would you care to trade your banana for this delicious leaf?
I shall give birth to soccer!
What a pretty baby it will be....
(Jay-Z, Beyonce... kind of...)
oh so uz wantz 2 fights
We saw menee furtility speshulistz, and spent tenz ob thowsandz ob dollrz onlee tu fynd owt we bin doin' it rong teh hole tiem.
ai fink mai eggz iz a iddul obercooked!
By Unknown
He rubbed off on me.
Yes, Mom. He's teething. I remembered you said you used to use whiskey when I was teething. I didn't have whiskey so I made him a White Russian. What do you mean, rub it on his gums?
