ass

Ya? Well ass a silly kweschun git a silly ansr.

ASS BISON SHALL NOT BE MOVED

Fill it with champagne and fetch me my silk asswhipes

Hey kid, get off your ass

Or take it over to So Much Pun.

YES CAPTAIN!!! I AM GUARDING MY ASS SIR!

STOCK UP AND SAVE!

HMMMM TASTES LIKE ASS

"Honey, why is there nothing to eat in here? It's your job to do the shopping, you know. Wouldja go out and get me a pizza and some brewskies before the game starts?" "@#$%#"

R U checkin' out my ass?

The Doctor keeps saying "If you want to lose a few pounds, get your ass out of the refrigerator!" I appreciate his concern, but how's that going to help?

Do you see the difference now? One is an ass... one is a hole in the ground!

As.i.nine. Adj: Extremely foolish or stupid Not exclusively related to zombies

Get off your ass and start fighting like a man, Sarge said. It was also the last thing he said!