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Hey can I ass you a question? What's the big deal? Well if you're here already, check out the quality merchandise, and I don't mean the rear. Anything and anything having to do with the ass in all it's forms will be here to satisfy your cravings.

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The recruiting Sargeant said if I took this assignment, he'd make sure I got a little ass.

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Get off your ass and start fighting like a man, Sarge said. It was also the last thing he said!

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Do you see the difference now? One is an ass... one is a hole in the ground!

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Bob, if you want to move up in the army you'll need to haul some ass

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The Doctor keeps saying "If you want to lose a few pounds, get your ass out of the refrigerator!" I appreciate his concern, but how's that going to help?

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