HMMMM TASTES LIKE ASS
Hey can I ass you a question? What's the big deal? Well if you're here already, check out the quality merchandise, and I don't mean the rear. Anything and anything having to do with the ass in all it's forms will be here to satisfy your cravings.
Do you see the difference now? One is an ass... one is a hole in the ground!
ASS CURTAINS Rod has to be fitted through them.
Sorry I was kind of an ass. Can we talk?
YES CAPTAIN!!! I AM GUARDING MY ASS SIR!