ass

If your FEET touch the GROUND... you need a BIGGER ass

HMMMM TASTES LIKE ASS

The Doctor keeps saying "If you want to lose a few pounds, get your ass out of the refrigerator!" I appreciate his concern, but how's that going to help?

YES CAPTAIN!!! I AM GUARDING MY ASS SIR!

ASS BISON SHALL NOT BE MOVED

Ya? Well ass a silly kweschun git a silly ansr.

You starin' at my ass?

Get off your ass and start fighting like a man, Sarge said. It was also the last thing he said!

Hey kid, get off your ass

Or take it over to So Much Pun.

"Hey puppy. Kiss my ass!" "Roger that! What's next?"

STOCK UP AND SAVE!

As.i.nine. Adj: Extremely foolish or stupid Not exclusively related to zombies

Kissing Booth: $1

"Honey, why is there nothing to eat in here? It's your job to do the shopping, you know. Wouldja go out and get me a pizza and some brewskies before the game starts?" "@#$%#"