ass

Hey kid, get off your ass

Or take it over to So Much Pun.

You starin' at my ass?

"Honey, why is there nothing to eat in here? It's your job to do the shopping, you know. Wouldja go out and get me a pizza and some brewskies before the game starts?" "@#$%#"

"Hey puppy. Kiss my ass!" "Roger that! What's next?"

HMMMM TASTES LIKE ASS

YES CAPTAIN!!! I AM GUARDING MY ASS SIR!

The recruiting Sargeant said if I took this assignment, he'd make sure I got a little ass.

The Doctor keeps saying "If you want to lose a few pounds, get your ass out of the refrigerator!" I appreciate his concern, but how's that going to help?

Sorry I was kind of an ass. Can we talk?

ASS CURTAINS Rod has to be fitted through them.

Such a sexy sport!

Fill it with champagne and fetch me my silk asswhipes

Everybody kisses a little Ass now and then...

Get off your ass and start fighting like a man, Sarge said. It was also the last thing he said!

If your FEET touch the GROUND... you need a BIGGER ass