army

YES CAPTAIN!!! I AM GUARDING MY ASS SIR!

Big Medal i earnz it!

Thank you to all the Veterans and Armed Forces Members out there!

The recruiting Sargeant said if I took this assignment, he'd make sure I got a little ass.

Get off your ass and start fighting like a man, Sarge said. It was also the last thing he said!

General Kittehs Organize da loltroopz.

Drop and give me twenty, maggot!!!

OVER THERE, We shall advance awesomely in that direction and I shall be awesome over there too. Quite possibly in an epic manner. Did you get my good side? The sun wasn't too strong was it?

people think im mad but I think i'm prepared

MUST... FIX... BRICKS!!!

SPONTANEITY NORTH KOREAN STYLE

I JOINED THE ARMYTO PROTECT OUR MOST VALUABLE NATURAL RESOURCE... HOOKERS!

Bob, if you want to move up in the army you'll need to haul some ass