army

The recruiting Sargeant said if I took this assignment, he'd make sure I got a little ass.

Bob, if you want to move up in the army you'll need to haul some ass

Get off your ass and start fighting like a man, Sarge said. It was also the last thing he said!

MUST... FIX... BRICKS!!!

YES CAPTAIN!!! I AM GUARDING MY ASS SIR!

OVER THERE, We shall advance awesomely in that direction and I shall be awesome over there too. Quite possibly in an epic manner. Did you get my good side? The sun wasn't too strong was it?

people think im mad but I think i'm prepared

Big Medal i earnz it!

Thank you to all the Veterans and Armed Forces Members out there!

SPONTANEITY NORTH KOREAN STYLE

I JOINED THE ARMYTO PROTECT OUR MOST VALUABLE NATURAL RESOURCE... HOOKERS!

General Kittehs Organize da loltroopz.

Drop and give me twenty, maggot!!!