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Get off your ass and start fighting like a man, Sarge said. It was also the last thing he said!

I JOINED THE ARMYTO PROTECT OUR MOST VALUABLE NATURAL RESOURCE... HOOKERS!

YES CAPTAIN!!! I AM GUARDING MY ASS SIR!

SPONTANEITY NORTH KOREAN STYLE

MUST... FIX... BRICKS!!!

Drop and give me twenty, maggot!!!

people think im mad but I think i'm prepared

Bob, if you want to move up in the army you'll need to haul some ass

General Kittehs Organize da loltroopz.

OVER THERE, We shall advance awesomely in that direction and I shall be awesome over there too. Quite possibly in an epic manner. Did you get my good side? The sun wasn't too strong was it?

Big Medal i earnz it!

Thank you to all the Veterans and Armed Forces Members out there!

The recruiting Sargeant said if I took this assignment, he'd make sure I got a little ass.