army

OVER THERE, We shall advance awesomely in that direction and I shall be awesome over there too. Quite possibly in an epic manner. Did you get my good side? The sun wasn't too strong was it?

General Kittehs Organize da loltroopz.

The recruiting Sargeant said if I took this assignment, he'd make sure I got a little ass.

Drop and give me twenty, maggot!!!

SPONTANEITY NORTH KOREAN STYLE

I JOINED THE ARMYTO PROTECT OUR MOST VALUABLE NATURAL RESOURCE... HOOKERS!

MUST... FIX... BRICKS!!!

Get off your ass and start fighting like a man, Sarge said. It was also the last thing he said!

Big Medal i earnz it!

Thank you to all the Veterans and Armed Forces Members out there!

YES CAPTAIN!!! I AM GUARDING MY ASS SIR!

Bob, if you want to move up in the army you'll need to haul some ass

people think im mad but I think i'm prepared