army

Drop and give me twenty, maggot!!!

YES CAPTAIN!!! I AM GUARDING MY ASS SIR!

General Kittehs Organize da loltroopz.

MUST... FIX... BRICKS!!!

Get off your ass and start fighting like a man, Sarge said. It was also the last thing he said!

SPONTANEITY NORTH KOREAN STYLE

OVER THERE, We shall advance awesomely in that direction and I shall be awesome over there too. Quite possibly in an epic manner. Did you get my good side? The sun wasn't too strong was it?

Bob, if you want to move up in the army you'll need to haul some ass

I JOINED THE ARMYTO PROTECT OUR MOST VALUABLE NATURAL RESOURCE... HOOKERS!

Big Medal i earnz it!

Thank you to all the Veterans and Armed Forces Members out there!

people think im mad but I think i'm prepared

The recruiting Sargeant said if I took this assignment, he'd make sure I got a little ass.