Please don't mind Bert, He's 'armless.
1 more Cheetos joke and the arms come off.
Yeah. Quick question about this second amendment... These "bear arms." Where are they coming from.
"A three-legged goat? That's nuthin. Mine's got four legs and two arms!" "Go ahead, make my hay."
EMO KID,DONT CUT YOURSELF Get the cat to do it instead