Look, Mommy. This one must be retaining water just like you!
"I just love to come to the terrarium and watch people, don't you?" "Yup." "Hey, look at the little fellow hamming it up. They say they're quite intelligent you know.
...and that's ok, I'm happier just from watching him be happier!
BOOP
HEY DAD! WHY IS GRANDMA IN THE WATER?