annoyed

There's an idiot on my back trying to knock the other idiot off my friend's back. Can things possibly get anymore stupid.

I told you like 5 times: DON'T TAP THE GLASS

Don't you give me that "hoo" crap.

"If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you follow them? Well, I guess now we know." "Mum, a lecture NOW? Srsly?"

If itz Kitz I sitz.

"Stop following me! Git your own friends! Mom, tell him hez dopted." Birth control. Why didn't I use birth control?

How many times do I have to tell you Hubert? It's "Cat Got Your TONGUE Hubert, your tongue!

"Brainnnnsss..." "You've been watching zombie movies again, haven't you?"

Sure... I'll give you five... five seconds to get your hand out of my personal space!