"Dude. You look like $#!&, LOL" "Shut up, cat!"
I wanted cheez, not belly rubs. Stoopid nice hoomin.
Yes I did it in the woods! You got a problem with that?!
"Brainnnnsss..." "You've been watching zombie movies again, haven't you?"
Don't you give me that "hoo" crap.
Dude, come on. It's like five in the morning
JUST WATERING THE OWL
"Stop following me! Git your own friends! Mom, tell him hez dopted." Birth control. Why didn't I use birth control?
