Angelina Jolie

SOON!

(Angelina Jolie)

"I'm bein all bistro and stuff."

(Angelina Jolie)

BUT I DON'T WANNA LIVE WITH ANGELINA JOLIE

On an unrelated note, Dear Captioners, we have decided not to go forward with this week's caption contest due to complaints about the nature of the photo. Sorry about that. We'll have a new contest starting Friday!

I don't get it. Shouldn't it be "May I have a Cheeseburger (please)?"

(Angelina Jolie)

Audrey Hepburn Complex. I'm Holly Adoptlightly.

(Angelina Jolie)

Should I go after another man who's already married...or should I adopt another child?

(Angelina Jolie)