alligator

Joan Rivers will show up anywhere and accost celebrities.

(Prince Charles, Camilla, Joan Rivers)

"Eh... One little monkey sitting in a -- erm -- tree -- eh -- teasing Mr. Alligator -- ah -- you can't catch -- eh -- me..." SNAP! Gobble... "Erm... look, guys... actually I don't wanna play no more. Eh... it's a silly game anyway."

This fall on NBC.

Hey, Captioners! Another week, another ~~Caption Contest~~! Wanna play along? The rules are simple:

1) Click the photo above to add a caption. Be sure and press "Create" when you're finished!

2) Have fun, and be creative!

3) We will choose some of the best entries and feature them on the front page throughout next week.

Pretty simple, eh? You're thinking it sounds like fun, aren't you? Don't hesitate another moment! Caption! Caption! Caption! And good luck to each one of you!

The Florida man who took this picture told WFTV News that the raccoon was startled and jumped on the back on the alligator to get away. It was apparently a very short ride, we can only assume because the raccoon realized he didn't have the cash to pay the fare. 

Kids you grandmother is here, go open the door for her