alligator

Joan Rivers will show up anywhere and accost celebrities.

(Prince Charles, Camilla, Joan Rivers)

Cannibalism

"Eh... One little monkey sitting in a -- erm -- tree -- eh -- teasing Mr. Alligator -- ah -- you can't catch -- eh -- me..." SNAP! Gobble... "Erm... look, guys... actually I don't wanna play no more. Eh... it's a silly game anyway."

Spotted on Florida's Myakka Pines Golf Club course, this giant gator might have just been looking for a partner to play a round or two. I mean, what could be greater than golf with a gator?

I JUST FLEW IN AND BOY, IS MY ALLIGATOR TIRED.

still better than jehovah witnesses

Congratulations to SchmartPerson for becoming the second runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post one more runner-up tomorrow, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, SchmartPerson!!!

fk this st I wanna be a dolphin