alligator

Cannibalism

still better than jehovah witnesses

This fall on NBC.

Kids you grandmother is here, go open the door for her

"Eh... One little monkey sitting in a -- erm -- tree -- eh -- teasing Mr. Alligator -- ah -- you can't catch -- eh -- me..." SNAP! Gobble... "Erm... look, guys... actually I don't wanna play no more. Eh... it's a silly game anyway."

COME AT ME, CHUCK TESTA

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Spotted on Florida's Myakka Pines Golf Club course, this giant gator might have just been looking for a partner to play a round or two. I mean, what could be greater than golf with a gator?

The Florida man who took this picture told WFTV News that the raccoon was startled and jumped on the back on the alligator to get away. It was apparently a very short ride, we can only assume because the raccoon realized he didn't have the cash to pay the fare. 

fk this st I wanna be a dolphin