alien

i was sure i tied those down

AIR GUITAR? CHICKS NO DIG!

I must leave this place My sheep'll need me

He auditioned for E.T., but ended up in the finals for Alien.

Congratulations to scott8919 for becoming the second runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post one more runner-up tomorrow, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, scott8919!!!

Congratulations to an Unknown Awesome Lolmaker for becoming the third runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post two more runners-up throughout the week, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, Unknown Awesome Lolmaker!!!

Congratulations to Falloonacy for becoming the third runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post the winner on Thursday (tomorrow)! Congrats again, Falloonacy!!!

I'm auditioning for a part in the remake of "Farscape"

Congratulations to Mike H. for becoming this week's capshun contest winner! You may collect your prize of elebenty bazillion internets at any time! Congrats again, Mike H.!

Tune back in tomorrow — same time, same place — for a brand new caption contest!

He thinks it's hilarious!