advice

Look at this baby goat. He doesn't get in fights over the internet. Be the goat.

I want to start a hedge fund and the cat sent me to you.

The dryer sheet! Don't forget the dryer sheet!

HAPPEH HAMSTER'S Thot fur da day : When in doubt, takes a nap!

If your FEET touch the GROUND... you need a BIGGER ass

Note to self: Advise son to check out her cooking before marriage

Nose boop nawt advised!

Mmm girl... Those shoes do NOT go with that dress.