advice

f-stop 16? Good, good depth of field... Shutter speed 1/15 sec? No, no! You'll get camera-shake!

Note to self: Advise son to check out her cooking before marriage

HAPPEH HAMSTER'S Thot fur da day : When in doubt, takes a nap!

I want to start a hedge fund and the cat sent me to you.

yeah, you keep walkin, duck...

The dryer sheet! Don't forget the dryer sheet!

If your FEET touch the GROUND... you need a BIGGER ass

Nose boop nawt advised!