actresses

WOOKIE GOLDBERG

(Whoopi Goldberg)

Horseshoes!

(Sarah Jessica Parker)

We shaped the cone to match your boobs

did I leave the oven on ?

(Scarlett Johansson)

New This Xmas: 42nd Street Barbie

(Cameron Diaz)

SOON!

(Angelina Jolie)

"I'm bein all bistro and stuff."

(Angelina Jolie)

Should I go after another man who's already married...or should I adopt another child?

(Angelina Jolie)

Breaking News - And if you buy now, ELITE will provide complementary ass-beatings for the first 50 people who cut you off in traffic!!!

(Grace Jones)

DON'T YOU JUST HATE IT WHEN TEXT IS INCORRECTLY PLACED?

(Anne Hathaway)

I don't get it. Shouldn't it be "May I have a Cheeseburger (please)?"

(Angelina Jolie)

Audrey Hepburn Complex. I'm Holly Adoptlightly.

(Angelina Jolie)