actresses

DON'T YOU JUST HATE IT WHEN TEXT IS INCORRECTLY PLACED?

(Anne Hathaway)

did I leave the oven on ?

(Scarlett Johansson)

SOON!

(Angelina Jolie)

New This Xmas: 42nd Street Barbie

(Cameron Diaz)

Breaking News - And if you buy now, ELITE will provide complementary ass-beatings for the first 50 people who cut you off in traffic!!!

(Grace Jones)

WOOKIE GOLDBERG

(Whoopi Goldberg)

Should I go after another man who's already married...or should I adopt another child?

(Angelina Jolie)

"I'm bein all bistro and stuff."

(Angelina Jolie)

Horseshoes!

(Sarah Jessica Parker)

Audrey Hepburn Complex. I'm Holly Adoptlightly.

(Angelina Jolie)

We shaped the cone to match your boobs

I don't get it. Shouldn't it be "May I have a Cheeseburger (please)?"

(Angelina Jolie)