DON'T YOU JUST HATE IT WHEN TEXT IS INCORRECTLY PLACED?
(Anne Hathaway)
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"I'm bein all bistro and stuff."
(Angelina Jolie)
WOOKIE GOLDBERG
(Whoopi Goldberg)
We shaped the cone to match your boobs
New This Xmas: 42nd Street Barbie
(Cameron Diaz)
Should I go after another man who's already married...or should I adopt another child?
(Angelina Jolie)
I don't get it. Shouldn't it be "May I have a Cheeseburger (please)?"
(Angelina Jolie)
Breaking News - And if you buy now, ELITE will provide complementary ass-beatings for the first 50 people who cut you off in traffic!!!
(Grace Jones)
SOON!
(Angelina Jolie)
Horseshoes!
(Sarah Jessica Parker)
Audrey Hepburn Complex. I'm Holly Adoptlightly.
(Angelina Jolie)
did I leave the oven on ?
(Scarlett Johansson)
