actresses

I don't get it. Shouldn't it be "May I have a Cheeseburger (please)?"

(Angelina Jolie)

Should I go after another man who's already married...or should I adopt another child?

(Angelina Jolie)

did I leave the oven on ?

(Scarlett Johansson)

WOOKIE GOLDBERG

(Whoopi Goldberg)

DON'T YOU JUST HATE IT WHEN TEXT IS INCORRECTLY PLACED?

(Anne Hathaway)

"I'm bein all bistro and stuff."

(Angelina Jolie)

New This Xmas: 42nd Street Barbie

(Cameron Diaz)

Breaking News - And if you buy now, ELITE will provide complementary ass-beatings for the first 50 people who cut you off in traffic!!!

(Grace Jones)

SOON!

(Angelina Jolie)

Audrey Hepburn Complex. I'm Holly Adoptlightly.

(Angelina Jolie)

Horseshoes!

(Sarah Jessica Parker)

We shaped the cone to match your boobs