actresses

DON'T YOU JUST HATE IT WHEN TEXT IS INCORRECTLY PLACED?

(Anne Hathaway)

did I leave the oven on ?

(Scarlett Johansson)

Horseshoes!

(Sarah Jessica Parker)

I don't get it. Shouldn't it be "May I have a Cheeseburger (please)?"

(Angelina Jolie)

Breaking News - And if you buy now, ELITE will provide complementary ass-beatings for the first 50 people who cut you off in traffic!!!

(Grace Jones)

Should I go after another man who's already married...or should I adopt another child?

(Angelina Jolie)

WOOKIE GOLDBERG

(Whoopi Goldberg)

Audrey Hepburn Complex. I'm Holly Adoptlightly.

(Angelina Jolie)

SOON!

(Angelina Jolie)

"I'm bein all bistro and stuff."

(Angelina Jolie)